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Chapter 5: Change your way in talking to girls

Chapter 5: Change your way in talking to girls

Pumunta kami sa isang bar. Next lesson??? Change my way in talking to girls. Out fit ko ngayon??? Well Nakablack jacket ako na may hood, then blue polo, black fitted pants and Blue supra Rubber shoes with an earing. At nakamohawk pa. Kaya ang astig… “that’s your first target…” itinuro nila yung babaeng nakapink tube at mini short. Itinulak pa nila ako. Tinabihan ko sya. “H-hi!” stop stammering Julz. “hello cutie.” “hi I’m Julius.” “I’m yumi.” Ang flirt ng boses nya. Pero Maganda sya. Nagkwentuhan lang kami. Hanggang sa… “Let’s find a way out of here.” Yung boses nya nangseseduce. “Hmm, maybe next time.” “Okay.” Then umalis na sya. Pumunta ulit ako kina Daniel na kasalukuyang nakikipaglandian sa girlfriend nyang si Jhaycee. “Kung 50 %. We’ll rate you in 25%.”  “What! 25 lang.” “Yes, and that’s your next target…” tinuro nila yung babaeng nakablue dress. Tinabihan ko lang sya. “Hi darling.” Sabi ko sa kanya. “Hello sweetie.” “I’m Julius.” “I’m Ereighn.” Then nagorder sya ng vodka. “You drink?” “No.” sabi ko naman. “Haha , weak.” Psh… di ito dota dre. Nagusap lang kami. Hanggang sa tumayo sya at hinawakan yung mga shoulders ko at niyakap ako, “Let’s go somewhere else????”  “maybe next time.” Sabi ko din walk out sya. Bumalik ulit ako sa table namin. “35 % Julz” sabi ni Carlos. “Yun ang target mo.” “yung limang yun???” “oo para maperfect mo.” “I don’t know…”  dahil kasama si Halley, dinemonstrate nya. Tumayo sya at parang nagaacting., “Watch me” lumapit sya kay halley. “hi Sweetie. *sabay akbay* Your very gorgeous.” Tumingin sya sakin. “Ganun lang.” pumunta ako dun sa mga babae. “Hello ladies. *swabe voice* You are all very beautiful.” “Thanks.” Then ang cute nung nakapink at nilapitan ko sya. “Hi babe, I don’t know your name but, can I call you mine.” Naghiyawan lang yung mga kasama nya. “I’m sorry babe, but I’m taken.” Sabi nya. “Then be mine, kahit ngayon lang. *Wink*” “Haha. Ganun ba. I’m Roxxane.” “Julius.” “Yes I know, sugar high ka di ba.??” “Oo, you know.??” “Of course silly, I’m a fan.”  Nagkwentuhan lang kami. I enjoyed her company. Then napansin ko 11 na ng gabi. “Sige girls, I’m going na.” “Bye julz.” Then she gave me a peck. Umuwi na kami. Sa van… “75 %” sabi nila. “Yeah lumampas.” “No, our rating is over 100 %” “Magwaonehundred lang yun kung gagawin mo yung ginawa mo kanina kay Myrrh.” “Forget the real you in order to do it.” Sabi ni dan. “hey, your teaching him to be not in his real self???” “Tanong ni Jhaycee. “Oo, para di na sya matorpe hon.” “It’s wrong Daniel.” Then tumingin sa kin si Jhaycee. “Be true to yourself. Para di ka masaktan.” Sabi sakin ni Jhaycee. “Bat naman ako masasaktan???” “Basta.” Tumigil na yung van sa harap ng bahay nila Jhaycee. “Bye honey *kiss kay Daniel* Oh Julius, don’t forget who is the real you huh.” Tumango nalang ako. Nagsiuwian yung mga girls. “ikaw bahala kung susundin mo yung sabi ni Jhaycee.” Tapos umuwi na ko.