"Ayy judgemental! Cute naman baby namin, diba? Look at those eyes!"
"EH BAKIT POUTY LIPS AGAD!?" he bursted out, na kinatawa ni Jersey. "Photoshopped yan. Mga walangya kayo!"
"Fine fine! Joke lang naman eh. Look at this one. Gusto ko rin kasing magkaron ng anak na politician kaya.. I made this.."
Kevin glanced at the picture slowly, baka kasi kung anong karumaldumal ang makita niya. "You morphed your face with Chiz Escudero's? Are you fucking kidding me? Di bagay yung noo ni Chiz sa ilong mo!"
"Okay Judge Judy, grabe ka na! I'm not after the looks, you know. Matalino yang batang 'yan paglaki!" she protested.
"Ilusyon mo, love. That won't happen. I'm tired already, meron pa ba?" Jersey grinned at him. "Last two. And I think you'll love it!"
Konti na lang talaga at mababaliw na si Santos sa pinaggagawa ng misis niya. This ain't right anymore! Torture 'to! "Siguraduhin mong matino yan, Jersey. Or else.."
"Tadaaaaaaa!!"
(-.-) "So gusto mo ng magaling sumayaw, ha? Teka.. sina Billy Crawford at Vhong Navarro ba yan!?" "Yup! Diba ang cute? Since hindi ka naman magaling sumayaw.. alam na!"
"Talaga?" he scoffed, "salamat ha. Dalian mo na sa last picture para makasuka na ako. Bwiset."
Jersey stared at the last picture for a moment. "Actually.. don't kill me. You know that I'm crushing on him for like forever and.. basta! I love you pa rin talaga!"
"Daming preamble! Ano b--" hinarap sa kanya ni Jersey ang picture. There he saw.. "So.. eto ang magiging anak niyo ni Mong Alcaraz, huh?"
Naguilty naman agad si Jersey dahil dun. Given her brief history with Mong, alam nyang kahit pano magseselos si Kevin. "Eto naman! Parang kay Jicker lang yan!! Natripan ko la--"
"Gwapo magiging anak niyo ha," Kevin commented. "Are you mad?"
Kevin shook his head, at di niyanapigilan ang matawa. That made Jersey curious. "Hoy, answer me! Are you mad at me? Coz if you are, then you're over reacting!"
"Tumatawa na nga, galit pa? Okay ka lang? I'm not mad. I just realized this is so.. ridiculous."
"Eh.. trip lang naman yan! Look.. I'm too scared, okay? Gusto ko lang tumawa at mag-enjoy. What if may claws yung bab--"
"Claws? So you're saying that I have Wolverine genes? Awesome!"
Pinalo niya sa ulo si Kevin. "Gags ka! Gusto ko lang.. mapicture yung itsura ng baby." "Eh bakit hindi mo ginamit yung picture ko? D--"
"Drama mo rin! Eh alam mo namang mga crush ko ya--" "Except Chiz and Jicker, and Mong, who you dated."
Jersey rolled her eyes. "Shut up. Di ko lang ginamit yung picture mo kasi di naman accurate 'tong site and.. I want it to be a surprise."
Special Chapter // 2
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