VODKA [Original]

YOKELS

Casey: *knocks on door*

Jack: *opens the door* hello casey *eyes are noticeably red*

Casey: have you been crying? .-.

Jack: no

Casey: >_>

Jack: im serious no.

Casey: -3- mmm hmm

Jack: *sighs* what do you want woman?

Casey: Im bored lol *fight stance* SO FITE ME

Jack: but i dont wanna hurt you .-.

Casey: =_= *throws punch*

Jack: *catches her arm* sike.

Casey: Uh....LOOK A CRIMINAL!

jack: im NOT falling for that.

Casey: LOOK A BAG OF CHIPS!!

Jack: WHERE!?

Casey: *tackles* haha i win =b *gets off*

Jack: lol cheap win *dust himslef off*

Casey: so ya doing anything today

Jack: not anything specific.

Casey: YAY. Wanna go to theater or something

Jack: sure. *clears throat* TO THE BATM-

Casey: *tapes his mouth* lets just go

Jack: *rips tape of and mumbles something*

Casey: *in the car now*

Jack: *is about to the open the door*

6: GOTCHA BEEEACH! *stabs him in the back*

Jack: .....*slowly turns around*

6: .-.

Jack: *pulls out knife* i warned you *stabs him in the head*

6: =-= im going home *goes home*

Casey: O_o brain cannot process information. Casey.exe has stopped working. Reboot in progress. MALFUNCTION!! 708 VIRUS DETECTED. SHUTTING DOWN NOW-

Jack: *gets in* okay so what theater?

Carrots: lol idk

Jack: what do you know?

Carrots: you need a shower .-.

Jack: -3- *drives to random theater* okay were here *steps out*

Lucas: there you are *shoots him in the arm*

Jack: bruh wtf

Lucas: ive been waiting for this *slams his head threw the windsheild*

Jack: oh come in i just fixed that window!

Lucas: *picks him up*

Casey: ILL SAVE YOU! *accidentally shoots lucas in the head*

Lucas: *drops jack*

Jack: ow

Lucas: *is dead*

Casey: omg *Throws up on jack*

Jack: 0-0 my....suiT! MY FAVORITE SUIT

casey: i just killed someone....

Jack: WHO CARESS MY SUIT IS RUINED *panicking*

casey: i...i killed somone

Jack: *crying* MYYYY SUIIIIIIIIIIIT! WHYYYYYYY! *punches the car only to hurt his hand* OWWW!

Casey: ○^○ hes ded

Jack: *SLAMMING HIS HEAD AGAINTS THE CAR* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

casey: *smaks jack* calm down! Your suit was trash before i threw up on it

Jack: SHAT UP MEAN LADY!

Lucas: lol im not even ded

Casey: *shoots him again*

Lucas: *is really ded*

Casey: omg i just killed someone.

Jack: *is now shirtless trying to bleach his suit* COME ONE COME ON

CASEY: *throws up on his suit again*

Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! NO! NO *pounds the floor* WHYY-

3 HOURS LATER

JACK: that was an exhilarating movie.

Casey: did you really go in their shirtless?

Jack: yes i did mean lady. And after i drop you off i will give my suit the proper funeral it si rightfully deserves

Casey: xd

Jack: so uh...anything else you wanna do?

Casey: not really

KYN: yo yo

Casey: KLONE! *hugs*

KYN: watch the ribs. Lol quick cameo. Good luck .-. *vanishes*

Casey: this place is weird

Jack: seems that way *yawns* so is the story at 500 words yet?

Casey: yes

Jack: then i think thats the end of this insanity *pulls down a curtain*

Casey: *pulls it back up* nope lol

Jack: but i need sleep. It is required for-

Casey: blah blah blah *grabs his ear* come on

Jack: aww

Casey : dont worry. I got the next best thing!

Jack: and that is?

Casey: THE MALL! *enters*

Jack: *groan* how do you drain me so much?

Casey: BOI *givez him coffee* here!

Jack: *sips* WOOO! IM LIT! *drags her too food court*

Casey: WEEEE!

Jack: *walks up to table*

Edge: can i help?

Jack: are you waiting in anything?

Edge: NOPE

Jack: then please move

Edge: no

Jack: *throws him from chair* thank you good sir

Edge: *stomps away*

Casey: so what should we get?

Edge: *from distance* DEEEZ NUTS

Casey: *shoots him* thats what you get for using an old meme

Edge: xd

Random person: DOES SHE HAVE A GUN

Casey: no. You have a gun

Random person: oh yeah *leaves*

Jack: CAN I GO HOME NOW PWEAS

Casey: no.

Jack: but the alternate version said to hurry. You can't just deny your own request

Casey: lol try. Lets just do something im great at

Jack: that is?

Casey: spamming. *ahem* HRJSHSJDJEJEJJEJRIRIEIEJEBRIEHEHSI- Jk im not gonna do that. Ill settle for 700

Lol i literally made a whole book just for casey. WOW. Hope your satisfied XD

My reaction 4 years later: Yeah so I think I got the Title idea from GTA 4? I wrote this all at my grandparents house lmao. I also JUST remembered this is supposed to be a spinoff of this Zootopia fanfic my friend had made. That being said, I blame everything on her specifically and take no credibility for my own actions