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Midnight Advisor | Jungkook [√]

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[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION ...

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9:05 am

Lee Hara:
Yo what's your favorite color?

Jeon Jungkook:
Wow you knocked me first!!!!

Jeon Jungkook:
I've told you once. It's red and white :D

Lee Hara:
You play any games dude?

Jeon Jungkook:
I like gaming. ESPECIALLY OVERWATCH

Jeon Jungkook:
What's up with the questions though? Are you suddenly interested in me? ;)

Lee Hara:
Nice. All I play is pokemon go

Lee Hara:
Favorite singer?

Jeon Jungkook:
JUSTIN SEAGULL AND CHARLIE PUSS :D

Lee Hara:
How can they be your favorite singer if you can't even spell their names correctly?

Lee Hara:
This bitch is so dumb i-

Jeon Jungkook:
Hahahaha I call them by those names to make fun but I really like Justin bieber sunbaenim

Jeon Jungkook:
Why are you speaking so differently today though?

Jeon Jungkook:
Are you okay?

Lee Hara:
Any celebrity crushes?

Jeon Jungkook:
Well I know face

Jeon Jungkook:
But I don't know name T^T

Lee Hara:
Aw don't worry dumbfuck

Lee Hara:
We will find her

Jeon Jungkook:
Are you drunk hara?

Lee Hara:
Now for the main question

Lee Hara:
Ever dated anyone?

Jeon Jungkook:
Hmm

Jeon Jungkook:
Nope tbh.

Lee Hara:
*sings* WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING ~~WHY THE FUCK YOU ALWAYS LYING~~

Jeon Jungkook:
No really

Jeon Jungkook:
But I might've gone out with my hyungs before. I often go on a date with taetae hyung ;)

Lee Hara:
...

Lee Hara:
Is you gay?

Lee Hara:
Not that I have any problems but

Lee Hara:
BITCH WHY DO YOU FLIRT WITH HER WHEN YOU IS GAY

Seen at 10:12 am

Jeon Jungkook:
'Her'???

Lee Hara:
Oops

Lee Hara:
*slowly zayns away*

Lee Hara went offline

Jeon Jungkook:
WHO ARE YOU

Jeon Jungkook:
BITCH COME BACK OR I'M COMING WITH MY AK47

Jeon Jungkook:
MY CHAINSAW IS READY

12:04 am

Lee Hara:
I'm...

Lee Hara:
That was nami

Jeon Jungkook:
If it wasn't your best friend I would've shaved her head bald

Jeon Jungkook:
I thought you got hacked or something!

Jeon Jungkook:
What's her problem anyway?

Lee Hara:
Well she's been flipping. Don't mind her

Lee Hara:
She even thinks this other guy from my school likes me

Seen at 12:23 am

Jeon Jungkook:
W H A T?

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a/n: imagine nami getting noticed by her idol,

One comment = one prayer for our fangirl souls. Amen.

Also I've been planning to write a hyungwon textfic for a while. And guess what? It's Nami x Hyungwon XD