Aries: "A moth ate through your favorite shirt"
Taurus: "your face"
Gemini: "go away"
Cancer: "I scream, you scream, we all scream"
Leo: "like an old man's hair receding"
Virgo: "You're qualified to fix a chair"
Libra: "Pokemon Cards"
Scorpio: "Cursing my goverment"
Sagittarius: "I'm a whore"
Capricorn: "I will plan to be a bum"
Aquarius: "I put my socks on my feet"
Pisces: "wow, i probably should've stayed inside my house"
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA bunch of random Zodiac Sign stuff i find on the internet. Also, I'm a Sagittarius btw. hope u like this
