The signs as Insults from Hamilton

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Okay this'll be the last Hamilton thing, I promise. 

Aries: "Sit down, John, you fat MOTHER-"

Taurus: "Yeah. He's not the choice i would've gone with"

Gemini: "It's hard to listen to you with a straight face"

Cancer: "God, I hope your satisfied"

Leo: "You stand only for yourself, It's what you do. I can't apologize because it's true"

Virgo: "Your fathers a scoundrel, and so, it seems, are you"

Libra: "Awesome. Wow"

Scorpio: "Turn around, Bend over, I'll show you where my show fits"

Sagittarius: "Oh my god. Tear this dude apart"

Capricorn: "You're absolutely right, John should shot him in the mouth. That would of shut him up"

Aquarius: "My dog speaks more eloquently than thee"

Pisces: "I'm not here for you"

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