(keep in mind this is a joke, don't take it seriously but cry with me if you want to.)
Miranda neatly placed the lipstick on her soft lips, Applying blood-red lipstick...
Her blonde hair waved in the wind. satan hitler Kiwi Jr. truly was jealous of that beautiful hair.
It was then.
It was seen, Upon the hills.
..Spaghetti monster, Yes. The horror. Everyone was suffering of such a monster
and then
Luigi.
It truly was him, was it?
He was upon the hill. A Cape around his neck, and flurring in the mighty wind. He was back. Back from the dead. This Italian would never let Milk destroy him. It may have seemed like so at the time, But no. He overcame.
Luigi, Heroically lounged down, slamming his fist against the now cracked ground, causing a gigantic pound across the land. The spaghetti monster screamed like a queer, staggering back, Hyperventilating, and looking into the eyes of the Great Luigi.. Pure fear within the monster's eyes. Luigi then lounged forward with a fist guiding him, Punching the spaghetti monster in the jaw, Temporarily dislocating it. The spaghetti monster SCREECHED and dramatically flew backwards at aprox 200 miles pr hour, And crashed into a wall, About 2 feet deep into it. Smoke filled the atmosphere as Luigi slowly walked up to the spaghetti monster, His head down, a shadow casting over his eyes. He stopped, standing in front of the monster. He looked up slightly, One eye of his just barely showing out of the shadow. He starred into the monster's fearful, and pained eyes, With vengeance and anger within his own eyes. Luigi grinned, Raising a fist and fixin' to slam it right into the monster's face. Suddenly, Something grabbed Luigi from behind. A little penguin on the ground screeched randomly, smiling, floating away..Luigi screamed like a manly anime character, as he was ripped away from defeating his opponent. Being held back by an unknown enemy being hidden by the sudden shadow, Luigi kicked, flailed, and screamed like a weeaboo queer once more.. He was suffering again.. Kicking, and screaming desperately, He began to choke up confetti, sounding like an ugly little chihuahua dog as he did so.. The Spaghetti monster within the wall finally freed himself, staggering forward. The light pierced through the hair on his back as he was slightly hunched over, His grin and vengeful eyes glowing in the dark as he approached Luigi. Luigi screeched like a queer in bed, kicking desperately, Making inappropriate Italian noises. The monster was suddenly three times as muscly, He suddenly had a dangerous melee weapon in his hands. Luigi cried out, Flailing so hard.. It did nothing.. The spaghetti monster only came closer, and closer.. Until suddenly, A Gigantic school bus drove in, Running the spaghetti monster over. Luigi, In tears, He quieted down some, Looking up to the yellow bus with hope in his tearful eyes. The bus' door opened, Smoke leaked out, and filled up the ground with smoke. The figure standing in the doorway had a fluffy texture around the head.. As the light shined in a little, It was clear now. It was Elmo, Wearing a leather jacket, Black jeans, boots, Terminator glasses and a captain's cap hat. With a smug grin, Elmo spoke in a Russian accent, "Come with me, Luigi. I will help you." Elmo reached out his fingerless gloved hand to Luigi, who was then dropped onto his knees onto the ground. Luigi panted dramatically, resting on his knees. He looked up, sweat on his forehead. He replied "Let's geta' me some Spaghetti Monsters.." He said with his weak abused Italian voice.
Luigi took Elmo's hand, Elmo pulled him into the bus, The door closed automatically. The bus' motor started again, Starting to drive off, but suddenly, It flew away at sonic speed. The spaghetti monster on the ground, Melted into actual spaghetti, Morphing into multiple spaghetti monsters. There was about two hundred. Luigi sat down in a seat behind Elmo, the driver. Luigi took his hat off, Running his fingers through his greasy hair. Elmo shifted his eyes up to the mirror on the dash board, Looking at Luigi through it. Then shifting it to see behind them, Seeing abunch of flying, screeching, spaghetti monsters. Elmo shouted "Get ready! Elmo sees Spaghetti monsters approaching!!" Luigi snapped his hat back on, standing up and dabbing randomly. He ran to the back of the bus, Pulling a shotgun out of his pocket. He cocked it, and blasted the back window open, Causing wind to flow inside. Elmo screamed in spurs as things within the bus flew around, Hitting the ceiling and the walls, Some flying out the back window and hitting the spaghetti monsters cold. Luigi proceeded to load another round, Blasting the spaghetti monsters' heads off. Elmo screeched like a super cool Korean anime character dude, Shouting and steering away from an Iceburg in the air. Suddenly. A floating titanic appeared in front of them, Elmo screamed and cried like an infant.
To be continued.
