Big Shaq came into the room.
"Your girl know I got the sauce."
You were left speechless.
Gordon was audibly triggered.
"Gordon, stop making earrape noises." You whispered.
Your ears are now not being raped.
"No ketchup."
Big Shaq held up the lamb sauce.
"Just sauce. Raw sauce."
"YOU TOOK THE LAMB SAUCE AND THAT IS UNFORGIVIBLE!!" Gordon yelled in earrape noises.
You were already annoyed, so you just stood there. Silently.
"Whachu gonna do about it, waifu?" Big Shaq asked Gordon.
"It's not like I want you here or anything." Gordon said.
You decided to step in.
"OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU!!!" You yelled.
"Nani?!" Big Shaq said.
You laughed to yourself.
Big Shaq exploded.
Gordon stood there, speechless.
Then the awkward silence consumed the area... literally.
It was awkward being in the esophagus of a phrase describing sound.
Oh well.
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I Found the Lamb Sauce (Gordon Ramsay x Reader)
ParanormalYou can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to...
