Sammy's Diary of Amazingness

Entry 1

🦉Whaddup?!🦉

So today was kind of eventful for Owner. She got a new bed?? Why do humans have such huge beds? Anyway, since I'm obviously more interesting than owner, I'll tell you some stuff about me;

🦉 I have brown feathers
🦉 I have a yellowish tummy
🦉 I have other brown speckles on my feathers
🦉 I have green eyes

I'm also very cute, or as Owner says, "smol". I don't know what that means.

Owner always listens to this music stuff. I like some of it. The rest of it is... mEh. She likes stuff with a piano in it. Like the Black Parade song. And a lot of Twenty Pilots songs.

She has a lot of books. I would like to sit on a shelf once every now and again, but Owner's books, nail polish and weird small action figures get in the way...

She likes a lot of things. Like Wattpad, YouTube. Dane and Phik (whatever that is), Panic! At the Party, Twenty Pilots, Tent Tent (or something???). I sometimes use my owl night vision to look in the dark and then I look on her screen and it says something about Dane and Phik or the Danvid (whatever that is).

Evie: I'VE BEEN EXPOSED!

Hoot hoot bish.