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Alexander (personal life)

Hi guys
I decided that I would write a conversation from Alex's personal life as I think it will help develop her character
Please comment your feedback
It's getting slightly hard and repetitive to keep rewriting the key.Italics is Alex's friend Caleb (the guy in the picture)

Hey man!
Where have u been recentlie
Busy *you *recently
Still a spelling nerd gr8 😒
*great and I guess so but nothing wrong with appreciating the English language
Uhhh it's slang dude ya knooooow it's the 21st century?
Fine I will pretend ya is a synonym for you in the Oxford dictionary and the 4 extra "o" s are emphasis
Your annoying Andy Pandy
Don't call me that :( I'm unique and you love me for it <3
Don't get cocky Alex my friend,firstly what's with the punctuation,2 it was your fav tv show as a tot
*? *secondly *favourite *television *toddler they are called emoticons invented by creative technology users before the emoji.As for your second point I stopped watching at age 6 back when.......
Ahh sorry my bad dude
It's not a problem I'm fine
Fine=down in the dumps
Ok you caught me Caleb Billy Mcantire
Call me Sherlock homes my dear Alexander Isaac Michaels
*Sherlock Holmes so why did you text
To talk to my dest mate for eternity,your like my brother
Dude your an only child
And I know that's not the real reason So spill the beans
Uhh fine
I have a crush on a girl
Not like you to use singular for girls how many?
Ok 5
Have you flirted with any?
Maybe that's not a crime
You can't lead 5 girls on!
I thought you had a 10 year girlfriend
She's getting old I mean we were kids when it began man
Nursery to year 9 is huge
How'd Chloe A D Embers take it
Full name=Chloe Angeline Diamond Embers
She.....doesn't know just yet
Are you Kidding Me
No
Y would I jk about this?
*why *joke allow me to introduce the rhetorical question
Oh
We learn't them English class year 5?
Not ringing any bells
You have to choose dude it's not fair on anyone Especially Chlo
I know
Since when did you call her Chlo?
Since our mums became friends when we were weeks old
You,Chloe,Jake,Lucinda,Winifred,Max and Nathaniel are my oldest friends ever since all are mums met that day
Oh yeah haven't seen some of them in 2 years
Life happens have you heard from them?
Max has texted,Fred's out of touch,the twins don't have phone (or email or media!How are they in this century),Nathan I'm still close to along with you and Chlo
By out of touch you mean?
Not responding
Oh
Nathan and max I've FaceTimed,I sometimes bump into Winnie and I have play dates with Jake every month and you and Chlo are at school
*Maax
*Max
Sugar snapples
I may forget capitals but I never add letters
I'll get you next time
By the way I am not allowed media and I'm evidently in this century
It's a Miracle how you survive
Food,water,safe shelter,sleep and education
Which twin is your fav
Lucinda
Cindy!!
How she's so weird
*? Lu and I have a lot in common she's very loyal despite being a shy, timid introvert.She never complains,never lies,always smiles and be's the bigger person when bullied along with always being kind.She'll always lend an ear and do her best to emphasise with both sides (she'd never pity anyone)
She does her best in all tasks and has a tremendous care for the others on earth even animals and plants...sadly so big she forgets to care for herself
Wow I don't need a whole speech
Guess I did anyway,too late
Sassy
how come she's not at your play dates?
Doesn't show
So much 4 her being a gr8 friend
*for *great shut up
Someone is in love 😍
Am not
What's your answer to the same question?
Jake of course
Why
He's cool,confident,clever and savage
Ok
So what are the 5 girls like
Uh
Come on
1 Maisy Acres cute girl.....all you get for now
Uhh
Continue this conversation tomorrow?
Sure
Bye
Cya