This recipe makes (1) Air Sign, Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius.
° One cup of argumentativeness
° 2 liters of social skills
° 3 pints of Orange Juice
° Subtract Emotions
° 4 tsp. of Skyy Vodka
° 5 quarts intuition
° 6 boxes of feelings of superiority
° To make a Gemini, add: 4 tsp. of flexibility
° To make a Libra, add: 3 pounds of sin
° To make a Aquarius, add: 1 conspiracy novel
° Mix well, add vodka last. Microwave for three minutes, then bake in a cake pan for two hours. Serve as a pie. Enjoy!
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Zodiac Signs
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