How to Make Fire Signs

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The recipe makes (1) fire sign, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius.

° Ten cans of Monster Energy drink

° Two gallons of the blood of your enemy's

° An unused box of fireworks

° A dash of adventure

° 2 tsp. of irresponsibility

° One cup of madness

° A box of stubborn pride

° To make an Aries, add: 2 cups of passion

° To make a Leo, add: 1 quart of glitter

° To make a Sagittarius, add: Spoonful of optimism.

Mix all ingredients well. Let it sit in the sun for 5 hours, then bake at 450° for 2 hours. DO NOT cool before serving.

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