One-Shots

Naruto x Male Reader

Shit

Finally regaining conscious you found yourself standing in the presence of the Hokage himself. Judging by the various looks he was giving you, you probably fucked up...again.

"HEY! earth to (Y/N), are you there?". realizing he was talking, and talking for quite a long time for that matter, you slowly looked up and stared into his eyes. Naruto the seemed to notice the glint of confusion in your eyes and took upon a frustrated look.

"you don't remember any of it do you?"

Those 8 words caused a wave of emotions to flood over you. Anger, Tiredness, pain, but mostly pleasure. Emotions didn't come alone though, some memories also surfaced. Only a couple, but even those few memories allowed you to peace a complex story of what happened last night. And oh boy was it eventful.

You had spent all night watching the watching the Emoji Movie (don't ask) on replay and occasionally doing drugs every now and then. but since this was your first time doing this, you were sort of a lightweight. The various drugs you consumed were more than enough to completely shut down your brain. When I say shut down, I mean SHUTDOWN. No thoughts, and no common sense.

While you were in this state only one thought surfaced, FUCK THEM. You see, (Y/N) kind of has a track record for sexual harassing minors. One could even say he was a pedophile of some sort. So this thought could bring nothing good.

Running down to the store (Y/N) searched the lanes for a costume of some sort. After his 6th lap around the store, something caught his eye. An Emoji Movie costume. Quickly darting to the checkout lane (Y/N) bought the costume and put it on the instant he had left the store.

After running to the local playground it got hazy. But even then it was enough to make a conclusion of what went down.

"...oh." was all you could muster. Naruto only shook his head as he assumed you had remembered you crimes earlier that night. After staring at Naruto for a good solid minute a question arose. Why did he bring you to his office instead of throwing you in jail? Asking him that question gave no response, the only action he performed was a slight wince. Jackpot.

Asking him it again he finally responded. "Uhhhhh, well you know..." Not much of an answer but you can make it work. Before you spoke any words you noticed something, a slight redness under Naruto's right and left eye had appeared. Was he...blushing? Staring at him for a while longer you started to notice things you didn't notice before. All those things brought a thought to your head. FUCK. Jumping at Naruto you brought him to the floor causing a 'hmph' from the both of you and a weird ringing in your ears.

Looking at Naruto with an odd look in your eyes you began to speak. But you couldn't

Suddenly a droplet of liquid from some unknown object above you fell to the floor. Then it dawned on you. Raising your hand your scalp your suspicions were confirmed. During the fall you must've hit your head on the way down. unfortunately, the object must hit you with just the force and just the right precision to shatter a part of your skull.

This realization came with an intense feeling of pain and drowsiness. Your head, despite all the resistance, started to drift toward the floor. just as your face hit the ground you quickly rose up. looking around the room you took in your surrounding and assessed your situation. Heaving a sigh of relief you laid back down. It was just a dream

Feeling a strange object press against your arm, you looked at it. You must've fallen asleep while reading the Naruto manga. "I really need to stop doing that," throwing the book across the room and into some unknown location, you slowly rose and got off your bed.

"might as well get one in," muttered our protagonist walking toward his computer. Sitting down in his chair and stared at his monitor before he moved his mouse toward the search bar. He slowly typed into the bar 'Naruto Porn' before "Getting one in"

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You happy now