Diary of Moi!

AAARGHH

I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW.

So basically, what happened was, this girl (let's just call her Lily for now) started posting really weird stuff on her status on Whatsapp. It sounded like lines from a really sappy love poem. So of course, I asked her what the hell it was. And then:

Lily: It's called a fricking song you idiot.

Lily: What's wrong with you? I wrote this with my friend and you can guess who it was about. My friend helped me with the tune and stuff.

She likes this dude from her primary school (I didn't go to the same primary school as her) and she keeps showing us pictures... he's actually hideous. She's also got this annoying habit of showing us pictures of all of her primary friends and mentioning them, as if she's like boasting about having friends...

Lily: And don't 'hell' me! I would look at your face and go 'What the hell is that!'

Me: I am offended, you great big ball of lunacy!

Lily: You are so bad at being rude! 'Big ball of rudeness?' What the heck?

First off, I said lunacy not rudeness. I'm the half-deaf one (no seriously, I am half-deaf) but it looks like she's the one who needs hearing aids. Secondly, doesn't being bad at being rude mean you're nice? And I can be way more rude than that.

This is the part which actually started making me angry:

Lily: And anyway, I actually like a real-life living boy, unlike you who like whatever-his-stupid-name-is... whatever. I mean, I like him as a character, just not in real life.

I literally had to stop myself from screaming stuff out loud. THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER IS A REAL PERSON, AND DOES NOT HAVE A STUPID NAME. So yeah, and then, my friend, (who we will call Elle) got really irritated because she hates that girl too and the took my phone and this is what happened:

Lily: My voice, by the way, does not sound like a cartoon character.

It so does.

Elle: So Lily, let me get this straight. One, you do sound like a cartoon character, and two, THOMAS SANGSTER IS A LEGIT PERSON. I DON'T THINK HE'S MADE OUT OF CARDBOARD! AND I KNOW SHE MAY HAVE A CARDBOARD CUT OUT OF HIM OR SOMETHING, BUT HE IS A PERSON, SO CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP? Thanks. Bye. Love you.

Lily (to me): Well tell Elle I hate her.

Oh Elle saw that. 

Lily: And I meant you'll never actually have a chance to meet him, .

Lily: Well Cheryl you might meet him but

Lily: Gtg talk to other people

Like who the hell says that?

Elle(who had taken my phone again): K byeeeee

Elle sent her that text one minute after Lily said she was going to talk to other people. Bu you know how the ticks turn blue when the person has read your text? Well the ticks for that text turned blue immediately after it was sent, as if she stayed on that page. When she said she was going to talk to other people. That's dodgy.

Elle: Y u have read this

Elle: ??

Elle: Go talk 2 ur other people

Lily: Huh

Lily: Already did

Lily: So sssssh

Later:

So later, I asked Lily why she said Thomas Brodie Sangster wasn't a real person.

Lily: No cos he will never b ur bf

Lily: And Mark (the ugly dude she likes) has a chance of being mine.

I found that very offensive. Obviously.

Me: I know and I don't want him to be my bf.

Me: HE'S BLOODY 27 YEARS OLD

Lily: Yh and?

Me: HE'S WAY TOO OLD FOR ME

Me: And I just want to meet him that's it.

Lily: Anyways c yah need to TRY and call Mark

Me: You say 'try'

Me: Good luck. You'll need it.

Lily: Lol

Lily: Why?

Lily: Coz he's rarely on Whatsapp, that's why I said try

Me: Sure. If u say so

Around a day later: 

I was still ranting about what she said, and of course she had to anger me again. I was saying how I don't want him to be my bf and that he is a real person who hasn't got a stupid name, and this is what happened:  

Lily: Urgh y r u still going on about this? Ur such a gurl! That's why at skl me and my 4 BFFs hung out with boys 

Me: First of all, I am a girl, that's why I act like it. Secondly, don't you think I have plenty of friends who are boys too? 

Me: And why are you implying that acting like a girl is bad?

She hasn't replied yet...

So yeah...

I think I'm done now...

Question: What country do you live in? Not a stalker or anything, just want to know.

My answer: England