Below, I will put some knock knock jokes for you!!!! And yes, I know that knock knock jokes are really lame.
-Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!
-Knock, knock!
who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in?
-Knock, knock!
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
-Knock, knock!
who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo!
-Knock, knock!
who's there?
Hoo
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
-Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!
-Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
-knock knock
who's there?
ya
ya who?
.com
-Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!
-Knock-knock
Who's there
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum
-Knock Knock
Who's there!
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken.
-and:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little girl.
A little girl who?
A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
-knock knock
who's there?
amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me.
-knock knock.
who's there?
andy.
andy who?
andy bit me again.
-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?
-knock knock
whos there
yo delay he
yo delay he who?
quit yodeling ya mountain climbing fool!
-Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I smell mop.
I smell mop who?
What a disturbing pastime.
-do you know me?
yes.
knock knock.
whos there?
i thought you knew me.
-Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
-Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
-Knock-knock!
Who's there?
I've done up.
I've done up who?
You've done a poo? Disgusting! Go find a toilet!
-Knock knock
who's there
owls
owls who?
Why, yes they do!
-Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwoning!!!!
-Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
That's it!!! Thank you for reading!!!!
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Knock knock jokes!!!!!
Non-FictionYes, I know that knock knock jokes are lame-so I'm going to bore you people with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You bored yet????????????????? How about now????????????
