Ok yeah, yeah. I know you have those moments when you’re like “OH MY GOD THIS SELFIE HAS TO BE PERFECT OMG OMG THERE IS NO FILTER THAT MAKES IT LOOK GOOD AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH” or if you are with friends you’re taking a selfie and he/she won’t let you see it and you’re like “BECKY LET ME SEE IT, OH MY GOD BECKYYYYY” Btw I love you if you know where that’s from ;) Well yeah, here to sweet Jesus is your bible for selfies
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MAKE SURE YOU LOOK GOOD- that is like the main thing. Walk up to Becky and be like ‘UH BECKY I LOOK PERFECT TAKE A SELFIE OR I WILL MURDER YOU” or if you both look good and say “ZAYUUUM BAE WE LOOKIN PERF!!! SELFIEEEEE!” ok yeah I went crazy there but leave me alone. I watch too many vines
Ok so this one is like super important… HAVE GOOD LIGHTING- like sweet Jesus that lighting better be perfect. If there’s too much light and you squint you are gonna look like those weird creepy looking Asian cartoon characters. You are gonna be like dis à -.- (Emily I know you’re going to say something about me in the comments. I will freakin slap you if you do)
Ok this one means a lot to me and I really mean it… Don’t compare yourself to others, you are beautiful. All those girls out there with fake boobs and crap are just wanna be’s. They are followers. Don’t dress slutty, don’t wear too much make up or don’t wear it at all, and be true to yourself. Don’t change for someone because they won’t accept you. If they don’t accept you for you then don’t even go near them. If they tell you you’re not beautiful or that you’re stupid and all that crap, do what my dad and sister told me. First, talk to someone and see if they stop. If they don’t stop, then you can punch them in the faceJ. Isn’t my family just great :P Remember this, you are perfect in someone’s eyes. There might be more than one person. But the one person who accepts you for you and thinks that you’re perfect is the person you need to stay with. They bring out the best in you. Remember that I love you and that you are beautiful. Love you bae.
PICK A FACE- my regular face is kissy face or duck face, mainly fierce ;) Cause girls, you know I am sassier than Louis Tomlinson’s British ass ;) But yeah, pick a face. Smiling, kissy, sticking your tongue out (MILEY CYRUS, I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAALL), or just something funny. Anything J
DO NOT JUST TAKE ONE- Do what I do, take like 70982745983475876245976087435 and choose the best one ;P lol if you like more than one make a collage of your favorite ones. If it’s for Instagram, make a Flipagram :P I have the weirdest selfies on there tbh so don’t be embarrassed. (BTW follow my Instagram ;) @rockygurl1d )
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Hope this helped you bae. OMG I JUST FOUND OUT ‘BAE’ MEANS POOP IN DANISH, BUT IT ALSO STAND FOR BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Ok fangirl session over. Well I have six words, CAMERON DALLAS’ GRIND ON ME VINES, I just died. ;) im going to post them on the side so go watch that ;) Byeee horny mofo’s
~Ro
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