Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Randomness 4~ Akuru no Hoteru (Hotel of Nightmares) START!~

Midorima: right.

Akashi: the right door.

Kise: Majority wins!

Aomine: Dammit..

then.. a black mist tried to push Kagami

Kagami: Ow! what the fck?!

Kise: *gets pushed* Waahh! *almost falls* that was close

Aomine: *gets pushed* What the hell is this black mist?!

the remaining 4 went to the second door quietly as the three were attacked by the black mist and the idiots went inside the second door a bit noisily.

Level IV Try I

Akashi: *glares* you three be quiet or this poltergist will attack us. understood? that's an order.

three: hai!

and the three went to the music box used to make the ghost fall asleep..

Aomine: *takes the box and cranks it fast* falalalala!!!

and with Ahomine's scary singing and the fast cranking of the box the ghost child started to wake up

Kise: *takes the box and cranks it slowly* lalalalaa~

well Kise's voice is okay for the ghost child but the music box's cranking is really sloooooowwwww and started to wake up... but our beloved Carro-ehem vegetable hea-ehem Midorima snatched the box.

Midorima: *snatches the box and cranks it carefully* *humming*

and here comes the fan girl scream! of course who would not want to see Midorima singing? while Kise joined in and sang. and the ghost child slept happily ever- screw that. Midorima made a huge mistake in cranking the damn music box. and the poltergist woke up crap 0_0

Poltergist: *crawling creepily like Sadako*

Kise: *shrieked like a gay* Kyaaaaahhh!!! SADAKO THE SECOND!!

Aomine: *freaking out* WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?!!!

Midorima: O_O KYAAAHHH! SHIT NOT AGAIN!!! *hides behind Akashi*

Kagami: *Screams like a girl* GYAAAHHH!!!! THE HELL?!!!

Akashi: lets try again. that's an order.

Kise: OHMIGAD!!! ITS NEARING MIDORIMACCHI!!!

Aomine: OHMIGAD!!!! MIDORIMA!!!

and one hell of a huge "kyaaaa" from Midorima that may have shaken up the whole hotel... im very sorry if he destroyed any glassware or caused the icebergs to break apart.

Okay Level IV Try II~

This Time...

Kise: *gets pushed to Aomine* ow! Aominecchi!

Aomine: *looks behind him to see Kise's Fab face*

and 3, 2, 1! *kiss* Thank you Black Mist-san! See? Even The Black Mist Approves of Yaoi!

Kise: (Aominecchi and i kissed again?!)

Aomine: (DAMNED BLACK MIST!!!)

Kuroko: oh Yaoi. *gets in*

Murasakibara: Mine-chin and Kise-chin sitting on a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g~ *goes in the second door*

Akashi: i do not approve of Yaoi. *gets in the second door*

Kagami: those two were going out? *gets in the second door*

Midorima: i never thought they would like to show us their "love" *gets in the second door*