Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Randomness 4~ Akuru no Hoteru (Hotel of Nightmares) START!~

Aomine: *wakes up* huh? Kise? what the hell are you doing in my- *gets slapped by Kise* Ow! you bastard!

Kise: shhh! Aominecchi Angelcchi shipped us off to Hotel 626!

Aomine: 0_0 fck. that bitch!

Akashi: *wakes up* i knew she would do this. -_- but i never thought she can work fast.

Kise: T_T i don't wanna die! Akashicchi! what should we do?!

Aomine: *silently freaking out* @_@ Hotel.....6....2.....6 *rages* THAT BITCH JUST SHIPPED US DAMN OFF TO THIS DAMNED HOTEL!!!!

~~~~~~~~~ End of Flashback~~~~~~~

and that's how they are in the hotel. hehehehe.. im so evil!! +_+

Kuroko: *silently jabs Kagami*

Kagami: Ow! Kuroko you bastard! what the hell was that for?

Kuroko: *looks at him innocently* Angel-chan said to hit you.

~~ in the flowery place ~~

Me: *cackling* hehehehe just you 7 watch +_+

??: oi Angel are you getting insane?

Me: what the- iiambeeeeea/Mirai?!

Mirai: yup. you can just call me Mirai. for short

and we have a surprise guest... (not a surprise anymore though) iiambeeeeea!~ a.k.a Mirai-chan!

Mirai: how's the torture going Tenshii?*

Me: Don't call me that! call me Angel!

Mirai: -3- fine Angel.

Tenshii is the name sometimes my friends call me and my planned alias in this account (but i don't want to) -3-

*Tenshii means Angel in Japanese

*Mirai means Future in Japanese

Mirai: *looks at the screen* Wow! you shipped them off to Hotel626? awesome! *high fives*

Me: heck i even put "Fragile: handle with Care" *high fives*

Mirai: *eyes sparkling* i wanna take part in the next tortures!

Me: *eyes sparkling* that would be great!~ yippee!! another torturer! welcome!

Mirai: Yay!! *eyes sparkling* i'll let them taste my cooking!

Me: *prays* may their souls rest in peace.

did i mention that Mirai's cooking is lethal? yeah Momoi and Riko's cooking are also inedible and lethal.. but hers is the combination of Poisonous crap + Inedible crap + Vitamins and Supplements + Raw meat and Vegetables + Alcoholic Substances (like Wine and Sake) + her most lethal ingredient: some Bizarre inedible crap (like bugs, and Metal 0_0)

plus the last time a person ate her cooking he was electrocuted by 900 volts to be waken up. O_O poor guy.

okay im getting sidetracked here. back to the boys!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ to the boys ~~~~~~~~

while all of them were all wide awake and finally found some flashlights they were about to switch them on when they all got the chills.

Kise: 0_0 i got a bad feeling over this.

Aomine: M-Maybe when we get out.. She Got another crappy horror shit for us to go to.

Kise: or she got another torture...

Akashi: *glares* shut up and open your flashlight!
Kise and Aomine: Hai/-ssu *opens flashlight and locates the door*