Shrek Swaampass (swaaam pus is how it's pronounced)
The most popular ogre in my highschool
I long to be with him, but look at me
I'm a nobody
He'd never fall for someone like me
I walk to my locker, filled with rainbows & dank memes. I accidentally drop my smut for English class. I bend down to pick it up when I feel a slap on my ass.
Bob Duncan. Typical player/Douchebag and sleezeball
I'm about to lose my mind when I feel a large ogre hand on my shoulder. I turn to see Shrek.
Without saying a word he roars in Bob's face and makes run away
"Shrek thank...you?" He's already gone back to his gf Fiona. I whisper to myself
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
