TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DISCONTINUED)

16|| stop trying to make fetch happen.

lil elijah
you have no feelings, like at all kol.

carmen
SPECIAL DELIVERY

[carmen has added niklaus🔥 to the group chat]

hailz😻
OH GOD WHY!! too many mikaelsons!! TOO MANy egos!!

niklaus🔥
i see now why you and elijah are together. so very dramatic.

not elijah
and i see why you and carmen are...???what

carmen
SO VERY SLY KOL!! how have u not been killed a thousand times already:))

niklaus🔥
he has a couple of hundred. his mouth cashes a lot of checks his ass can't handle.

hailz😻
and klaus did at least 96 of them so obviously he's a very stable man

niklaus🔥
i have anger issues. what can u do. 🤷🏼‍♀️

davey😎
see a therapist.

niklaus🔥
see your way to the door, GOODBYE.
everyone's so mean to me except carmen. this is why i kill you all of the time.

carmen

niklaus🔥
ur inspirational moving pictures keep me going. thank you. 😥

reby rebz😈
did he just call them moving pictures
take him out of the chat right now!!!

niklaus🔥

carmen
despite the fact u called them moving pictures, i am so proud of u. i feel like a mother!! but not a regular mom, a cool mom. 🙂

not elijah
you're more like the drunk aunt that shows up at christmas with a bottle of vodka, wearing a fur coat that ruins the day because your ex husband shows up with his new wife and you can't handle your drink.

niklaus🔥
we're not getting divorced when we marry so that's untrue.

lil elijah
you need my blessing and you don't have it until you tell me who really drank my champagne.

carmen
oh. that was me.
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lil elijah
you're banned from my house and im taking you off my best friends list on snapchat. i hope you're happy.

carmen

hailz😻
THANK U ALL CUS NOW I HAVE TO WATCH MEAN GIRLS FUCK U BITCHES

carmen