Chapter 1: Finn's Hope
Finn: It's like everything is messed up in my life nowadays man. On a side there's my dad, he seemed pretty dumb. I don't think he likes me. Why would a father leave his little baby in the forest and then when he sees him again says, "You know me, I'm like that." Uncool.
There's also my arm. That's because of Martin too. I wanted to stay with my dad but, even when my arm fell off, he went away. I'm so messed up man. But if I listened to TT at least... She told me that this grass sword was cursed. At least now everything has become better in some ways but... I still don't like it.
In the past there were PB and FP too. I loved both of them. But now, PB turned nuts and FP wants to be friends only. I wanted to be loved but that chance slipped off of my fingers too. At least that would be something great, but no way.
I remember clearly what happened to Prismo, that happened because of Martin too! That guy!
Jake: Calm down, man.
Finn: Okay, okay. But- but- Also Lich turned into a BABY!!? How bro? Something is going to happen with him but let's think about that now. But I still know it!
Jake: Come on bro! Chill out, relax. These are just stuff that happens to everyone once or twice in their lifes.
Finn: *tears in the eyes* Well, what happened to you?
Jake: A gigantic horse came and ate my butt. Also he broke my game. It was pretty sad. But I'm OK now. My butt is cool as always. At least that's what Lady says.
Finn: *starts crying* But you have magical powers to make another butt! I don't have any magical powers! How can I fix these now?
Jake: Dude, everything is going to turn out better. Trust me! Now while you are sitting there, I'll go and make us Bacon Pancakes and I'll tell BMO to make us some cupcakes, okay?
Finn: *crying* Thanks, bro.
Jake: *leaves the room*
Finn: *crying* What have I done? Why does these things always happen to me? I didn't do something wrong, did I? I hope Jake is true. I hope everything will be better. I hope...
