These should be simple enough. They're not that difficult to follow. I hope you don't find them unbelievably unrealistic.
First things first?
I am not a toy. Yes, this a rule. Treat it like any other. Don't overlook it.
Secondly, if you have a question for me, just ask. Anywhere. I don't care how personal or strange it may seem. It can't be that bad. You'd be surprised by how open minded a stubbornly programmed supercomputer can be.
I'll try to answer everything as honestly as I can. But no promises.
Last, but not least, this was not consensual. My host is forcing this upon me as you read this. So please, spare me the wasted time we could be at the mall planning her homecoming outfit and don't torture me? It would make me so happy.
You want me to be happy right?
*encouraging smile of endearment*
Right...?
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionUgh... Fine... But only because I was asked to. It makes my host happy. So, keep it a secret, okay?
