The signs as High School Stereotypes:
Aries: The Jock
Taurus: The Artsy Kid
Gemini: The Debate Club Captain
Cancer: The Teen Mom
Leo: The Popular Kid
Virgo: The Christian
Libra: The Hoe
Scorpio: The Loner
Sagittarius: The Rebel
Capricorn: The Rich Kid
Aquarius: The All Advanced Placement Classes Kid
Pisces: The Addict
