The signs as Teenagers:
Aries: Makes a Joke
Taurus: Uses Emojis
Gemini: Watches Gay Porn
Cancer: Eats and Cries
Leo: Is Confused
Virgo: Hits on Older Sibling's Friends
Libra: Tries to Balance Everything
Scorpio: Plays with a Lighter
Sagittarius: Plans World Domination
Capricorn: Fist Pumps
Aquarius: Bitches about Memes
Pisces: Questions Everything
