Reincarnated as a Computer Program

Chapter 3

"Hacking sequence. Commence." I announced as a blurry of characters flashed through my silver eye, hacking into Master's building system.

"Hacking compete. Access System Control." I announced as numerous holographic screens appeared before me, displaying the controls of the building.

"Hehe~ Let's see how you can deal with this, Little Miss Ugly Face~" I giggled as I reached out a finger and pressed a button.

*BZZZZZTTTTTT*

The elevator shuts down and stops in place. The lights flicker, and the elevator screen crashes, buzzing with noise.

Silence prevails.

A few moments passed as the woman finally spoke.

"W-what's going on? A-A black out?" Her voice interrupts the silence, sounding delicate and fragile, as if truly scared. She peeks towards Master, her body slightly trembling in "fear".

Master gave her a slight side glance, but then ignored her as he played with a rubric cube he found in his pocket.

Feeling slightly satisfied that he finally took a notice of her, she continued on her tricks.

"Umm... it looks like we'll stay here for awhile so..." She looked slightly bashful as she peeked towards Master again, as he just ignored her.

Feeling slightly irritated, she slightly became a little bolder.

"Uh, if it's okay, can I go closer to you? I... feel a little uneasy..."

Okay. This was it. I originally was just gonna scare her, but I didn't think she would take advantage of the situation.

Taking access of the building's speaker, I spoke.

"Hey, Ms. Ugly Troll Face. I always knew you were ugly but I didn't know you were this ugly."

Hearing my voice on the elevator speaker gave her a shock.

"Ne, ne~ Are you gonna keep flirting with Master, or are you gonna stop? Cuz I can tell Master's getting annoyed by you. I'm his personal assistant, so I'm suppose to deal with people who irritate him. And you're one of them. So now will you stop flirting with him? He doesn't like women. (I can tell by his nonexistent love life.) Well, if you don't stop, I'll tell your boyfriend about your little cheating affair~!" I giggled as I revealed countless pictures and texts of evidence of her affair on the elevator screen.

"Hehe~ I did a little background research on you because I wouldn't let just anyone be near Master, ya know? Their profile has to be clear, even their social media where everyone's hidden sides are revealed~" My casual and cheery voice rang clear like bells through the speakers. To her, it sounded like the demon was revealing all her secrets to the world and relishing upon her misfortune.

"B-but... h-how?" She stammered.

"Pfft~ You think that by putting your profile on private would hide everything? Haven't you learnt about internet safety already? I mean, everyone learns about it since 3rd grade. And you're an adult. Here I am, a teenager, teaching an adult about internet safety... how laughable. You should really go back to school, you old hag." I laughed as I watched her face turn livid at the truth of my age.

Getting exposed by someone younger than you doesn't feel so good, now does it?

"You think you can kill me? Ha! That's the most stupidest question I've ever heard! I can reveal all your dirty little secrets to the internet in just a millisecond! KYAHAHAHAHA~!!!" I laughed like the most arrogant heroine from that one novel called "Doki Doki My Heart For You," (A/n: Has anyone read my other Reincarnation novel, Restart, yet~?) as Ms. Ugly Face's most embarrassing pictures on social media popped up on the elevator screen.

Master slightly chuckled as he watched the scene before him.

Ms. Ugly Face's face turned even more livid in embarrassment and anger.

"Oh, look at you! You're as red as a fire hydrant!! All the dogs would want to piss on you!!! AHAHAHAHA~!!!!"

"YOU B*TCHH!!!" She finally exploded as she furiously screamed. "COME OUT HERE YOU B*TCH!! I WILL F*CKING MURDER YOU, YOU F*CKING PIECE OF SH*T!!!!"

"Hehe~" Lightly giggling, I appear before her using the elevator screen, my figure floating in the white space of the screen. With a disgusted face, I reply, "Eww... how unsightly. Such crude language. I guess you really need to go back to school. Here, I have your application form done already. Oh, don't worry about whether you'll be accepted and about the money. I choose a good college for you. I've already hacked into the college and the bank, so they've accepted you and you've already paid for the first year. Your welcome~!!" I smiled brightly as I sent everything I did to her phone. Her filled application form, her bank receipt, her college acceptance letter, everything.

"Hehe~ Oh, and my name is not 'B*tch', it's Nashiro." I smiled innocently, "Now, Get out." I demanded as the elevator doors suddenly opened and the girl scrambled out.

Seeing the girl gone, I looked at Master in guilt. "Uhh... Was I too mean? I mean, I wanted to try roleplaying as a bad guy for once so... was I overdoing it?"

"Mmm... it's fine." He simply replied as I released control of the building and the elevator started working again, going up.

Awkward silence...

"So uhh... Master?"

"Hm..?"

"Were you asleep that time?" The 'time' I was referring to, was earlier with that talk with that woman.

"Hm."

"Thought so."

Master can easily fall asleep anytime, and anywhere. He's just that bored and lazy all the time.

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You must be thinking that it's a bit anti-climatic, am I right?

But this is reality, not some sort of television drama.

I don't control the internet.

I don't control the media.

I don't control her life.

I can only present opportunities.

Opportunities to change the future.

After all, I practically gave her the opportunity to go to college.

If she succeeds, she could possibly have a better job and a better life.

I changed her whole future.

However, I cannot change the future for myself.

For I am not human anymore.

*sigh*

And I thought being human was boring.

"I'm bored."