Kill or Be Killed [ON CRACK]

List of Crack Ships Review

Geretein x Swan (OTP. Why? Swan is a nice boy. And Geretain deserves to get treated like the cinnabun she is.)

Krizzy x Swan (NOTP. They would probably hate each other.)

Chervolet x Food (THE MOST ACCURATE CRACK SHIP)

Bertholdt x Gorgeous (The ship was invented purely because Timothy almost framed Bertholdt. In other words:Hate ship. I feel like they'd go horrible together unless it's for crack tho. Timothy can't last with despair BS for long and Bertholdt is filled with said despair BS. It would be a despair filled disaster if these two actually got together in a non-crack fanfic IMO.)

Krizzy x Nickalei (Two words:Abusive. Relationship. Nickalei is a no nonsense type of person and Krizzy is filled with bullsh**. Not to mention,Nickalei has close to zero patience.)

Krizzy x Artesque (This would be a disaster too. I headcanoned Giff's reason for why Artesque refuses to go in Krizzy's room. And it isn't healthy to put mental problem together with mental obsession. It would be hell even in crack fics. I'd rate this with Ultimate NOTP. If they do get together,it would probably be because Krizzy got obsessed with Yuri or Chenille needed a source of information that no one would believe because everyone believes that she's nothing more than a pervert.)

Artesque x Yuhina (Yeahhh I don't really ship it. I'd ship someone with more initiative and boldness with Artesque,since I feel like if they don't have those traits,Chenille's just gonna play them like a puppet on a string or neglect them in favor of her literary career or her obsession with stalking :/)

Geretain x The note Krizzy wrote (We're going full class with this one)

Krizzy x Her favorite BL manga (2ND MOST ACCURATE CRACK SHIP)

Geretain x Artesque (Meh,too obvious. I'd probably ship them as besties for the resties tho)

Steven x Nickalei (Nickalei would murder him on their first date.)

Gracia x Chervolet (No. Just no.)

There will be a part two! Just tell me all the ships I missed! Just not Swan x Artesque though,I got a request from someone to not include it on the list for some reason :/