Banning Chocolates for a week

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Me: Welcome, fangirls, to the Hiccup exhibition! Here we have the latest model... Hiccup's hair...

Fangirl #1: Is it hair on the head or pubi-

Me: *blushes* NO IT'S NOT PUBIC HAIR!! You fangirls are horny and perverted and utterly revolting... *facepalm*

Fangirls: Aww... Why not?

Me: THIS EXHIBITION IS OVER!!! GET THE bleep OUT!!!!!

...

Hiccup: So how was the 'Hiccup Exhibition for Fangirls and Obsessed Freaks' or HEFFOF...

Me: Don't even ask...

Hiccup: But I did...

Me: Psh... Whatever...

Hiccup: Well... You can't even say anything just 'cause you lost the 'bicker conversation'

Me: This conversation is feeling very one-sided... And who says anything about losing? Unless that would be you! Triple H the third!

Elsa: *pregnant* Can you guys stop fighting like old married couples?!

Me: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE'RE NOOOOOT!! *blushing*

Rapunzel: WE HAVE A DARE BY sadie05172!!!!!

"Frozen Sisters, I dare ya'll to go through a week without chocolate...!"

Anna: *eating chocolate* WHAT?!

*poof!*

Anna: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! *goes to a corner and goes lunatic* CH-CH-CH-CHOCOLATE!!

Elsa: B-but my baby won't be healthy!! :(

1 week later...

All but Anna: *at the corner*

Anna: *crazy* CHOOOOOOOOOCOLATEEEE!!! *eats at table non-stop*

Elsa: *follows Anna*

All but Elsa and Anna: O.o

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