Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Randomness 3 Presents: Eight Pages Seven Players START!

Akashi: i know..

Me: and he'll get scared at Kuroko and faint at Kagami.

Akashi: Maybe..

(A/N: the meaning of what i said is: Kise is too sparkly and childish that Slender Man will run. while Aomine... Slender Man might get tired of Aomine's quote of the only one who can beat me is me.. Murasakibara will go berserk if Slender steps on his maiubo, amd he'll be scared by Midorima's weird stufftoy. Kuroko because of his lack of presence and Kagami's loudness. )

and all went to the gloomy forest. from the looks of them. i think the understood what i said... oh well that is the way of the wonderful life~

---- Aomine and Kise ----

Slender Man: *stalking them*

Aomine: i think s-someone's following us..

Kise: y-you think so?

Aomine: y-yeah... *phone beeps* "Aomine, S.M (Slender man) is stalking you use what i said previously. lots of love Angel. thanks.

Kise: Angelcchi's phone number~ *releases Radiant super shiny fan-girl killing sunny sparkle all around* *eyes sparkling with the brightest sunniest and the sparkliest background* Yay!!!

Aomine: 0_0 (she's right. Angel's right.) Heh whatever i don't care if you're slender man or slender pill i don't give a shit.. the only one who can beat me is me! so what? you can't beat me!

Slender Man: 0_0 *walks away* (they're not worth it. that sparkly dude hurts my corneas and that choco dude hurts my eardrums... i'll let them get the first page and second. they'll obliterate me early if i don't)

(A/N: see?! even slender man is afraid of those two self-centered guys!)

----- back to me and Akashi-----

Me: *watching the video camera* get what i said?

Akashi: i never thought that those two are invincible when told to. *wearing shades and ear muffs insert fan girl scream* Aomine's blabbery can destroy the ears.

Me: is it just me or Kise looked like he's the son of our sun.

Akashi: baka...

Me: we better get going before slender man catches us.

Akashi: i agree..

----- back at the two ------

Aomine: man Slender Man never attacked us... weird.

Kise: *still sparkly* yeah... and we got the first and second pages!~ phone no. here i come!

Aomine: *phone rings* huh? "get out of there as fast as you can. he found about your weaknesses. RUN!!! if he catches you kimi wa no shin da!!" (you will die)

Kise: if i die... i won't get Angelcchi's phone number...

Aomine: and if i die... i won't get revenge on Bakagami....

Kise and Aomine: *bangs cover their eyes determined blue and yellow auras pouring out* We Can't Die Yet... I got a girl to text/got an enemy to pay revenge on...

Slender Man: *teleports infront of them with ear muffs and blindfold* (ha! now these bastards won't get in-)

Kise: mada mada shin da.. *a blast of radiant aura blasts* THIS IS WAR!!!! *blast of Radiant aura*

Aomine: Im not going to die yet. NO WAY IN HELL IM GOING TO DIE BY SOME FREAKY NO-FACE PALE DUDE WHO JUST APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!!! THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN KILL ME IS ME!!!!!!