CHAPTER I

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Alex was busy looking for deals on his laptop. Today was April 20th, and it was his boyfriend's birthday. In another room of their Acklin, CA apartment, Nick was lying on the bed and having a fucking EXCITEMENT SEIZURE! You see, Nick desperately wanted to go to Universal Studios and ride Despicable Me: Minion Mayhem. Alex looked online for deals on Annual Passes for him and his boyfriend. However, annual passes were $129 a pop, and he wasn't going to pay that price for a shitty theme park with rides like Shrek 4D and The Simpsons Ride. Instead, he looked online for a park he had gone to as a kid, in 1998. He got three annual passes and a hotel room for the park, and called Nick down. "NICK COME OUT QUICK I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE AND NEED MOUTH TO MOUTH," he yelled towards the general direction of Nick's bedroom door. Alex waited for TEN FUCKING MINUTES and then his boyfriend walked out of the bedroom with a suitcase and Google Cardboard in hand, with a very long off-brand Apple charger strangely stretching across his back and disappearing into his pants. Nick had one glance at this strange and probably sexual reference. He decided it was probably just coincidence, but he knew exactly what was happening. "What the hell? I was 'dying'," said Alex. "You always say that when we're going somewhere," replied Nick, "So where are we headed to?" Closing his laptop, Alex answered simply, "It's a surprise. Now let's go to that fucking bus stop." So they walked down the street to the bus stop and waited for a bus... to Anaheim.

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