South Park Boyfriend Scenarios

How You Met

(A/n- All of them will be based on the guys in high school. Basically my specialty since I am in high school, lol)
-All are in second person p.o.v-

Stan-

You were sitting at lunch, playing on your phone like always when

"Dude!! Don't throw it!!" Someone said. Throw what?... you thought. Then, it hit you. As in, you LITERALLY got hit in the head with a baseball.

"Ow!!" You said as two guys ran over to you.

"Oh god, I'm sorry!!" One of them said. You assumed that he was the one who threw it.

"It's fine..." You replied. You weren't really the type of person who liked to talk to someone for very long...

You saw the one who told him not to throw it smack him on the back of the head. You chuckled at that.

"Hey, let me make it up to you!" The one who threw the baseball said. You got curious by his proposition.

"Alright..." You told them, slightly hesitant, but still willing to do it.

"Great!" The one who threw the ball said happily. "Oh, by the way, I'm Stan and this is Kyle."

"I'm (Y/n)..."

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Kyle-

"Are you serious, dude!?" You asked in disbelief.

"Totally!" Your cousin Kenny responded. His voice was muffled, somewhat, by his parka covering his mouth.
(A/n- I've never seen a fanfiction where reader-sama isn't related to either Kyle or Cartman. So in this, you are related to Kenny! :D)

"Give me proof, then!" You told him.

Then, you saw someone walk up to Kenny. "Hey Kenny, I- who's this?" He asked, pointing to you.

"My cousin, (Y/n)." He responded.

"Oh, cool. I'm Kyle." He said, sitting next to Kenny. "So, what were you two talking about?"

"Kenny told me that a British man had a baby and I want proof!" You said.

"That's impossible! Unless the guy was transgender." Kyle added on.

"Nope! He was one hundred percent a guy!" Kenny told the both of you. After that, he pulled out his phone and showed you to an interview that the guy had with the news about this little miracle of science/nature/god.

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Kenny-

You were currently on the phone with your soon-to-be ex-boyfriend, Zech.
(A/n- I didn't want reader-sama to date an actual character, so I just made one up o3o)

"You bastard!!" You yelled. "I can't believe you would do this to me!! I thought you loved me!!"

"Ha! That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! Of course I didn't love you! You're a how! HAHAHAHAHA!!" He started laughing at what he said. Not in a good way, but a very mean and evil way.

"I hate you! We're THROUGH!!" You said and hung up before he could respond to what you just said. You covered you face with one hand while your other hand held your phone. He lied to you, used you, (A/n- NOTHING NASTY HAPPENED!! I just meant that he was using you to make his some girl jealous o3o), and worst of all, you thought it was all just his way of showing love...

"Mm mmph?" Someone asked, after they sat next to you on the park bench.

You looked at them. "What?" You asked out of curiosity since you didn't understand what they said. You saw that it was a boy. You recognized him. His name was Kenny McCormick. He was in a few of your classes at South Park High.