Ouran One-Shots

Middle School Stories

Author's note: This is kinda Kyotama lol. Also don't mind me casually slightly breaking the fourth wall in this.

The hosts are talking about weird things that happened in middle school, we have some brief summaries and then a conversation.

Haruhi goes into some more detail about her backstory with Arai, and the others are quick to point out how naive she was.

Hikaru and Kaoru say how they would torment people for fun, and it happened more than once.

Honey tells of what he was like then, and Mori quietly points out "Not much has changed"

Tamaki talks about his language barrier problems, and who confused he would get. As he's talking about this he says how Kyoya would help him a lot, and says how they would study together a lot and were very close then.

Following conversation:

"Kyoya wasn't as cool back then as he is now."

"Yes I was."

"No, you were a huge nerd."

"Your point?"

"You were less creepy though."

"What did you just say? I couldn't hear you over your ego."

Tamaki, panicking and not wanting to loose a battle of words, started going off topic. "You used to be a lot nicer to me then."

"Oh please not the kotatsu story..." Kyoya sighed.

"Oh I wasn't thinking about that, I was thinking about that time near the beginning of summer, those few weeks when it was really hot out and they kind of let classes go."

"I lost my damn mind then, it took forever to explain to my father why I had almost no homework."

"I was thinking more of what happened in school. Remember what people did in that old classroom?"

"Ok what the hell went on in your middle school?" Haruhi interjected.

"When there were no teachers around, kids would, uhh, have their fun, as teenagers do." Tamaki said awkwardly.

"WAIT DIDN'T YOU TWO KISS THAT ONE TIME?!" Hikaru shouted.

Tamakis face went bright red, Haruhi looked dumbfounded, Honey giggled, Mori smiled a bit, the twins had on their evil grins, and Kyoya was trying to hide his face with his notebook.

"Ok ok ok somebody HAS to tell me what Hika-chan is talking about!" Honey squealed.

"Nothing nothing nothing, its nothing." Tamaki blurted out.

"I actually heard about this." Mori said.

"How?!" Tamaki was confused.

"It's not important."

"Back to whatever did happen, I need to hear the rest of this." Haruhi said.

Kyoya began to explain. "Tamaki and myself may have had a bit of a relationship going on near the end of the year. It was nothing special, a lot of people had little relationships then. What Hikaru is referring to though, was when a bunch of kids snuck off to where the teachers could not find us. Tamaki dragged me along, and the twins were there with about 20 other people from all three grades. We played a game where if your name was drawn, you had to kiss the person in the group that you had a crush on, and they couldn't stop you. It was an interesting event, and something I'm glad never happened again."

Kaoru hid behind his brother.

"What's going on now?" Haruhi asked.

"Oh my god you little wuss. It was middle school, no body cares." Hikaru said to his brother.

"What the...?" A few people mumbled.

"That was not a fun game." Kaoru said.

"I had to let that nerdy little 1st year girl kiss me, you can tell them what you did." Hikaru was getting a little annoyed.

"Should I jut say what happened?" Kyoya asked.

"At this point please do." Kaoru was embarrassed.

"Kaoru kissed me on the cheek, but it was after me and Tamaki had kissed so everyone knew where he stood." Kyoya said with about as much emotion as he ever speaks with.

"Wow you were popular even then huh?" Haruhi asked.

"That's an understatement at it's finest." Kyoya said proudly.

"Someone's being overconfident." Haruhi said quietly.

"Both of you stop using words that I have to think about." Tamaki said awkwardly.

"Well  that didn't make much sense." Kyoya said.

"Je ne suis pas un idiot ne me traite pas comme un..." Tamaki mumbled.

"You know I can understand you, right?" Kyoya pointed out.

"Yeah, then what did I say?"

"Stop treating you like an idiot or something like that."

"You're not exactly wrong..." 

"How can you understand him? I don't even know what language that was." Hikaru said.

"First of all it was French, second of all I learned a bit shortly after I became friends with Tamaki because I correctly assumed that it would come in handy."