Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Randomness Presents: G.O.M in my haunted house. >=□

Aka Manto: okay then *leaves*

Murasakibara opened the cubicle. and everyone sighed in relief.

Kise: how can Angelcchi find an Aka Manto?!

Aomine: dunno... but either way. she's cool.

Akashi: lets go before the Aka Manto returns.. *leaves with them*

Me: sugoi! first they outwitted Kuchina then they evaded Manta yes i also named the Aka Manto. but will they withstand the next one?

Me: hihi the next one will be super interesting!

Kuroko: oh.. You mean her?

Me: i remember encountering her from the train station and me praying like a madman for her soul.

Kuroko: i also spotted you two. you saying that you can understand a sudden misfortune like that.

as they walk around the house the G.O.M heard something like a scratching noise.

??: *Teke* *Teke*

Aomine: *sees a girl by the room window* wow.. so kirei.. *approaches her* hi!

??: *looks at Aomine* domo.

and when The Girl went out of the room Aomine saw she has no torso.

Aomine: KYAHHHH!!!!! *Runs away* TEKE TEKE!!!!

Kise: *looks* ONEE SAN!!! *Runs after Aomine* CRAP!!! MIDORIMACCHI MURASAKIBARACCHI AKASHICCHI!!! TEKE TEKE!!!!

Murasakibara: *running* OKASA!!!! TASUKETE!!!!

Midorima: *also running* TAKAO! SERVANT! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

Aomine: SHE'S GAINING ON US!!! BW8CODBEUDIQ!! SATSUKI!!!

Kise: JWICJDHDUDNDIDJ!!! ONEE-CHAN!!!! ITS YOUR FAULT AHOMINECCHI! YOU FLIRTED WITH A TEKE TEKE!!!

Aomine: HOW CAN I KNOW?!!!!

Midorima: DAMN YOU AOMINE! YOU FLIRTED WITH A TEKE TEKE?!

Aomine: I DIDN'T KNOW DUMBASS!!!

Akashi: keep quiet!

they soon passed another bathroom. a ladies one again. they scrammed in locking the door.

Kise: *panting while anime crying* Onee-san im sorry for calling you pushover!! *hugs Aomine*

Aomine: *also panting and anime crying* Satsuki im sorry for saying you're a bother!! *hugs Kise*

Kise and Aomine: *angelic aura praying* Kamisama we thank you for our wonderful life. please let us live longer after this amen.

Midorima: *eye twitching*.

Murasakibara: OKASA!!! IM SORRY FOR SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON SWEETS!!!

Akashi: wait... do you hear that?

Kise: i don't hear anything. wait! i gotta take a pee! *goes in the third cubicle*

Aomine: me too!! *goes in another*

Midorima: something seems familiar...

Aomine and Kise: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!/KYAAAHHH!!!!

Midorima and Akashi: what happened?!

Aomine: *anime crying with pale face*t-there's a girl in here! and she groped my butt!

Kise: *anime crying with pale face* You're lucky its your butt! she pulled my *****

Aomine Midorima Akashi and Murasakibara: 0_0

Midorima: I-it pulled y-your *****?!

Aomine: *repeats* IT PULLED YOUR FUCKING *****?!!!

Kise: *anime crying* and now her head is on my butt!

Aomine: 0_0 KYAHHH!!! NOW HER HEAD IS ON MY *****

Akashi: 0o0 *amazed*

Aomine and Kise: *both scurries out WITHOUT THEIR PANTS ON*

Midorima: *covers eyes* argh! so bright!

Akashi: *also covers eyes* this light is sickening!

Murasakibara: please turn it off!

Aomine and Kise: *looks down and On each other* HOLLY SHIT!/KYAHHH!! *frantically pulling up their pants*

in the flowery place

Me: BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!! HANEKO AND HIKIKO TOUCHED KISE AND AOMINE'S ASSES AND *******!!!!!

Kuroko: *laughing out loud*

back to the boys

They got away from the clutches of Haneko and Hikiko. when they heard a crawling noise,

Kise: *holding his ***** * w-what is that?

Aomine: *holding his butt* i-i dunno.. but if it touches my ass and ***** again i'll kick it to saturn.

Midorima: K-KYAHHHH!!!!! >□<

Akashi: *turns around* you'll be the one wishing to go to saturn.

Kise: eh? *turns around* 0_0 y-yeah.. i dunno what to do. to laugh or to run.

Murasakibara: i dunno... it seems quite disturbing that the girl is groping Mido-chin's butt.

Midorima: *runs* DAMN YOU!!

Aomine turned around to see... The Ring Girl.

Aomine: *runs* Y-YOU LET SADAKO GROPE YOUR ASS MIDORIMA?!!!

Midorima: >\\□\\< SHUT UP!!! IT APPEARED BEHIND ME AND STARTED CRAWLING ON MY BACK!!!

Kise: B-BUT MIDORIMACCHI SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL!!!

Akashi: *smirks while running* but it was amusing to see Shintarou's distressed face along with that scream.

Murasakibara: I AGREE!!!!

Midorima: HURRY SHE'S GAINING!!!

Aomine: BUWAHAHAHAHA!!! MIDORIMA SHINTARO GOT HIS ASS GROPED BY SADAKO!!!

and as they were nearing the exit everyone was laughing as the Ring Girl chased them. but... to their horror.

Their phobias showed up. along with The Teke Teke, Ring Girl, Kuchisake Onna, and Haneko joining forces to chase the 5.

Aomine: *Laughing so hard* B-BEES!!!! *laughing while anime crying* SATSUKI!!! KYAAHHHH!!!OHMIGAD!!!

Midorima: *blushing while anime crying* CATS!!! TAKAO HELP ME!!!! KAMISAMA!!! SHIIIIIITTTT!!!!!

Kise: *also laughing* WORMS!!! KYAHHH!!! OHHMEGADD!

Akashi: *smirking* disobedient dogs! 0_0 SHIT! KEEP RUNNING! ITS AN ORDER!!

Murasakibara: CROWS!!! I LOVE YOU CHOCOLATES!!! *runs to the exit* CHOCOLATES ARE JUSTICE!!!

with everyone's last strenght, they reached the exit. and found themselves in the flowery place where i was.

Me: CONGRATS!!! *glomps them* haha! i love it!!!

Kuroko: it was amusing guys, omedetto

all of them sat and rested. especially Aomine, Kise and Murasakibara who kept praying and thanking Kami.

Randomness: end. Arigato for reading.

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And... OKAY! so my haunted house is finished. i added their phobias and the japanese urban legends.

I hope you like it.

Thank You hannahclemens37 for sharing their phobias with me. (Kise: Why?!!!! ToT)

feel free to request anything. oneshot, drabble, funny moment... BUT!!! no smuts get it. i don't do those!

I do not own Kuroko no basuke!~

See you!