Jarchie shit

coach 4

Coach 4

"What in the blue hell is this?" Jughead holds the carrot in his hands, studying it. Archie shakes his head and pulls out another carrot.

"You know what it is, Jug"

"I do? Oh yeah, I do."

Archie watch as Jughead started to pull down his pants. "NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" The chubby boy stopped and put the carrot back on the table. "It was obviously a fake dildo."

The next food was vegan popsicles. Jughead happily took it and bit it but three seconds later he spit it back out. "WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Pop health"

Jughead is annoyed by the false advertising on the box that reads 'great cherry taste'. "Excuse me, did you mean pop hell?"

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Minutes later Archie and Jughead went through almost every veggies and fruit there was in the house. Until Archie had an idea to ruin Oreo cookies for Jughead. "Dude, you like Oreos right?"

The fat teen popped his head up and looked Archie's way. "Yeah. Got some?"

"Did you know that Oreos are healthy?"

The smile fell from jug's face "Huh?"

"Oreos are one of the top snacks for vegans."

Jughead dramatically fell to the floor and actually let out a tear "MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED! THE EARTH IS A LIE MAN!"

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Oops I rushed there will be part 5

And I just love this song.