This dude

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So I had one of the weirdest dreams- wait no. Nvm. I've had weirder. But anyway this was pretty odd. Anyway...
On with the dream
So I was at Costco, maybe Sam's. but anyway I was there with my family and I had to pee so I go to the bathroom and I hear a mans voice come close. I heard him stop talking as I was pulling my pants up trying to stay quiet as I heard footsteps come into the bathroom.
*wooish* shit the toilets are automatic. The footsteps come to my stall and I guess I didn't realize it but I unlocked the door and slightly pushed it open and this hot guy about a couple years older than me just put his lips to mine and kisses me. He pushed me back into the stall and against the wall. So there I was making out with a stranger in the bathroom stall in Costco and he stops and just stares at me so then he says "god your gorgeous" and I literally put my hand on my hip with his hand still on my face and I say "ummm so what's the deal here, are you gonna smash me or. Like am I gonna suck you what's the plan" and this guys just has the most shocked face and his mouth moves and he's just silent then in the smallest voice ever he goes "I was uhh this was gonna be a prank. But uhh" we kinda just stare at each other and he just whispers "will you go out with me" and I SAID YES. My lord. Then I woke up. I was so shocked at my own actions I just woke up. The part that makes me shocked is how I was just like you wanna bang me or u want me to suck you off. Like that's not me. Maybe even my mind is sick of being single.

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