The Accidental Double Date {1p+2p Ameripan}

Accidental Double Date {Part One}

I may like Spain, but ay

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"America-Kun?" Kiku's soft voice rang out. "Yeah?!" Alfred shouted back. "Would you...like to go to a cafe perhaps?" The two hadn't been on a date in a while, and it annoyed Kiku to no end, even if he found a way to keep his usual collected composure.

"Ayee so..who's gonna drive?" Alfred shouted. "I think for the best of us, I should drive" Kiku said back, almost cringing as he remembered the last time he'd let Alfred drive them. "Fine..." Alfred pouted, with his hands tightly crossed.

"Will you get dressed?" Kiku asked, knowing very well Alfred was only in an oversized shirt and boxers, which was what he had slept in last night, even if it was already the afternoon. Even if he wasn't a fashion freak, he wasn't going out with Alfred when he was dressed as disgustingly as that. "I'll be waiting in the car."

(No the car isn't a Honda xD, even if Alfred wouldn't mind riding one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

"Kay, kay! Whatever you say, babe!" 

And in moments, after Kiku had made sure Alfred looked decent, they were off.

In a couple of short minutes, they calmly arrived at their destination, which was the ever lovely and cute, Cafe Hazel. Alfred almost busted the door open as he walked in. Kiku grabbed Alfred's hand and softly said,'' Alfred please calm down." 

"Yeah, whatever you say, Cherry!" Alfred said, smiling at the smaller male, who lightly flushed a pink. So, they walk up together to the female barista who smiled a bit too flirtatiously at Alfred for Kiku's liking. He lightly bit his lip.

'' So, what would you like today, cutie~" She said, completely ignoring Kiku, who huffed out slightly, but still trying to keep calm. "We'll have two medium green tea frappuccinos." It was what the pair always ordered. It was a a mix of green tea, which was something Kiku loved, and a frappuccino, something Alfred loved.

The barista rose an eyebrow at Kiku, looking annoyed, and Kiku forced himself not to do the same to her. " It'll be eight dollars and fifty cents." She said, staring into Alfred's eyes, which he didn't notice since he was just looking around. Kiku gently nudged Alfred's elbow with a kind of a half frown, but trying at the same time to smile, so Alfred wouldn't be suspicious. 

Swiftly, not wanting to be a bother to the line of customers behind them, Alfred pulled out his Captain America wallet and pulled out nine dollars. Handing it to her, she put it into the cash register before she pulled out three quarters, delicately placing them into Alfred's somewhat calloused but still soft hands. She smiled as the tips of her fingers touched his palm.

" Thank you!" She said in a much more flirtatious way than before. Kiku couldn't help but gave her a dirty look as she walked away and when Alfred wasn't watching.

 Luckily, neither noticed a thing.

The couple quickly sat down, and Kiku was so fidgety, Alfred noticed quickly. "Cherry? Are you okay, you seem a little...awkward!" He gave a grin, and Kiku meekly gave one back. It quickly faltered though. "It's...well...I don't like that woman flirting with you like a concubine." He looked out the window. 

"I'm just afraid you be bored and leave me one day..."

Alfred's smile fell as well, staring at Kiku who looked ready to cry. "Hey...Cherry. Come on." He took Kiku's hands, who turned to look at him surprised. "I would never leave you, especially for some bitchy, over flirty barista." He gave a wink, and Kiku lightly giggled. "So, you don't need to worry about it so much, Cherry!" Alfred slightly shouted, reverting back to his usual loud and cheerful state. Kiku lightly smiled. That was his Ai.

As the two enjoyed their time together, Kiku no longer uncomfortable, it was enjoyable. Until the barista came back. She smiled at Alfred yet again, placing down his drink softly, before roughly placing down Kiku's. It was obvious she had aimed to have it fall and pour on him, but Alfred moved it away.

"Can't have you getting wet, Cherry!" He said, grinning the grin he always had reserved for Kiku, and the barista clearly looked irritated again. "Hm. Anyways, cutie. How about on my break we go over to my place~" She whispered sultry, getting closer to him. 

"Haha, nope!" Alfred suddenly pushed her away. "Listen here, okay? I'm not one to really say this, but I'm not interested in girls who try way too hard and keep annoying me. I'm dating Kiku here, who've you have been really rude to. So just leave, before I tell the manager."

Her eyes widened as she backed away, as if unused to being spoken to like that. Trying to look cool yet again, she rolled her eyes. "Whatever, I can get better than some idiot like you any day!" 

She marched back behind the counter with a huff.

This left the couple to enjoy their drinks, and chat. Even if this date had started off rather horrendously, it would most definitely stay perfect throughout the rest.

Or...not.

The bell rang, as the door opened. Kiku, who was seated to look at the door, looked at the two that had entered with wide eyes, his drinks straw still in his mouth. "Huh? Cherry, are you okay?" Alfred asked, confused. Kiku shockingly pointed to the pair that walked over to the counter, where the bitchy barista from before had thankfully been replaced. Alfred's eyes widened as well.

Why?

Because standing there, ordering two black coffees, was a familiar, tall, dark, wavy redheaded male with an ahoge and shades, with a shorter ravenette that had a hair cut similar to Kiku's, who cared an almost superior, and icy aura around him.

Speaking in unison, the couple muttered:

"Oh no."