Everyone go read The Lung fic, i did put it under "L I F E" if you'd go on my page, go read it its the funniest thing everrrr.
Wattpad wouldn't let me update for some reason MAYBE BECAUSE THEYRE CUNTS IDK
Evyn's POV "pssst hey kid" kura tries to get Jacobs attention
"KID" she says louder but he still remains quiet, slouched in his chair, she pokes him and he smacks her finger causing me to giggle but Kura hug her finger
"That was not very nice mate" she rubs her smacked finger
"It's not nice to point" he whisper everybody at that table's jaw dropped
"IT TALKS!!" Kura and kaiden both scream, Jacob looks down more pulling the strings on his hoodie.
Adorable...
"Hay shut the fuck up maybe eh?" I comment, kura squeals and bats her eyelashes at him even though he couldn't see.
"Class we're going to go over class expectations" The teacher speaks
"NUMBER 1 NO GUM, be respectful in my class and be responsible for your actions" she rambles on as I stare at Jacob until a rubber band hits my face.
"eeek" I squeal glancing over at kura
"want sum fuk?" She boredly asks
" no I would not like any at the moment thank chu very much mate" I say flipping my hair
"bitch, I'll give you long stick in your....poosay" she wiggles her brows
"YUCK!" I shout getting looks from everyone
"Miss , id hate to send you out on the first day" Ms. HOEASSCUNTYBITCHSUCKYOURTOESFORABIGMACUGLYASS says
"Yes sorry continue" I say with a wide smile on my pretty face
"Hay you" kaiden slinging the rubberband at Jacobs hoodie
GASP, my baby
He looks up, his hair covering his eyes, showing his shinny pink nose and plump pink lips , I drool a bit as I stare at his intimidating image that some might call cute
"what's 1" he asks blankly , looking down I realize a pice of paper filled with smart proper words.
Without saying a word Jacob points to A
"Thanks mate" Kaiden goes to fist bump him but he looks down and finishes his paper, I look down at mine to see what it's about, just classroom expectations... "How stupid do you have to be to ask somebody else" I mutter
"Shut up hooker " kaiden says and circles A madly , I just get started . Getting threw all the questions easily I let the idiot next to me copy and turn it in. I see Jacobs schedule on the table as he studies it. I glance at it than mine and sighing , only two periods, 1 and 7...
*** "Jada this looks like if I slipped on shit making it fly in the blender then making me gag, throwing up in the blender too, then slipping again accidentally pressing extreme blend , then taking it out and putting it on a tray" I exaggerate eyeing down the lunch food
"It's vegan, eat up" she says chomping at it
" I'll pass" I push it away then look around the lunch room
"Ugh evyn you're still on about him" Jada takes a sloppy bite of her , beans?
"What um who? What WHERE HOW!" I shout out
" kid, he's a antisocial little boy that only probably likes milf's" she says , her vegan shit spitting everywhere
" pshhh I'm over him" I say and she nods not buying it " hay sexy" Candy comes strolling in, kissing Jada before sitting down. I raise and eyebrow
"Since when are you two together" I look at the two girls in front of me with confusion
"Third period" jada explains as she leans against candy, snuggling into her chest
THIS IS GOING TO BE CANDY v GO LOOK AT HER MUSICALLYS
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"Interesting, well I have to go now" I say getting up ignoring there questions , I look around the lunch room, sighing I head to the councilors office, my happy place
*** I push open the door to the many counselors offices, I look for my favorite counselor, ms. Pirzada an open the door spotting Jacob slouched in the chair as the bubbly councilor is talking then stoping
"Hello evyn, sit" she says and I nervously nod , I look forward when I sit down .
" golly, let me run to the front office for your papers" she points at Jacob and stands up , quickly running out the room"
...silence...
I KNOW EVERYONE IS WANTING THAT GOOD S M U T BUT GIVE IT A SECOND I HATE WHEN STORIES AND MY STORIES JUST QUICKLY JUMP INTO THE SMUT.
