"YOU'RE PREGNANT!"

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Aries ♈️: wait what

Taurus ♉️: I finally have an excuse to eat whatever I want

Gemini ♊️: please be twins

Cancer ♋️: *already has room themes picked out*

Leo ♌️: my kid is going to be even more perfect than I am

Virgo ♍️: ...................................

Libra ♎️: * celebratory round of shots* oh f*ck

Scorpio ♏️: ew what

Sagittarius ♐️: YOOOOOOOOO

Capricorn ♑️: Happy crying

Aquarius ♒️: * apologizes to future child*

Pisces ♓️: NINE MONTHS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT

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