1. Go up to your victim and call them a poop. They should respond with 'why am I a poop?' levaing them in the aura of mystery
2. Offer them a pencil. If it is a guy a normal pencil will do. They tend to be desperate for pencils about 2 days into the school year. If it is a girl, make sure it is a mechanical pencil.
They will ask themselves "I'ved been called a poop on one hand, but offered a pencil on the other!!!! What now???"
3. This one calls for a thrid wheel. Have a friend distract your victim and tell them to keep their eyes closed. Bend down and untie both shoes, then both you are your friend must run away.
ONCE AGAIN, THE AURA OF MYSTERY.
4. Use any pickup line ever. Here are a few that could work...insert lenny face:
- "Are you a sapling because I can see our relationship growing"
- "Are you the sun, because you are the light of my life."
- "Are you an angle, because you are acute one!!!"
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