Ancient's and Israel's Joint Diary Journal thing

Um

I:Hello Mr. Diary

A: Let's give it a name.

I: Why.

A: Because I want to.

I: Let's call it Jerry like Jerusalem

A: Okay.

I: So where did you find it?

A: Admin left it on a table for us. 

I: How do you know it was him. 

A: An explosion went off went I left the room.

I: Oh.

A: Also don't call it a Diary it's a journal.

I: Diary!

A: I let you have Jerry so I get Journal.

I: Fine and remember to lock it you know you have a habit of not doing it.

A: Hopefully no one sees this to begin with.

I: Please we all know Admin's gonna look at it look how he is with the states!

A: I guess but anyways let's close this with our introductions.

I: Okay :) I'm the modern day incarnation of Israel.

A: And I'm Ancient Israel and as long as little Isa is arelnd I'll be here.

I: Was that a failed pun?

A: Maybe. Good Bye!