Todd:
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Scott:
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Heath:
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Zane:
I'll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
David:
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
Alex:
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
