Nochelle One Shots & Random

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Synopsis: some random conversations between Richelle, Noah and more A-troupers (from season 4 since I haven't watched s5 yet :/)
>I'm putting this cause I feel bad for the lads who are young... love ya pals <3
❗️----> it contains swearing
‼️----> it can be mature (not really since I find it uncomfortable but you get me... even tho I think I won't use today)(I don't get you) (shut up clon of me) (make me) (-.-)<

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Noah: can the sarcasm
Richelle: Please. I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

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Richelle: That was my sarcastic voice.
Noah: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Richelle: I've been told that.

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Noah: You need to react when people cry!
Richelle: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Noah: *facepalms*

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Richelle: I just want to be friends with you!
Noah: Great!
Richelle: Plus a little extra.
Richelle: Also, I love you.

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Noah: That's ridiculous, Richelle doesn't have a crush on me.
Henry: Yes she does.
Skylar: Yes she does.
Emily: Yes she does.
Richelle: Yes I do.

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Noah: If I were a gardener, I would put our tulips together.
Richelle: awww.
Henry: If I were a gardener, you would be my hoe ;)
Latroy: ...Thanks.

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Richelle: I'm not gonna say it was love at first sight with Noah. No, it was more like oh, hell-yes-please, I'll have that. With a helping of right-the-fuck-now on the side.

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Richelle: *flatly* I'm a piece of trash.
Noah: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up! Is seven okay?

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Richelle: I don't do relationships.
Noah: *exists*
Richelle: Shit.

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Henry: So... what's it like dating Richelle?
Noah: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

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Noah: Something brought you here, Richelle. Call it what you will – fate, destiny...
Richelle: My mum. She physically dragged me here.

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Henry: Hey Noah, I need relationship advice.
Noah: Just because I'm dating Richelle doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Richelle: Okay, listen up you little fucks- and Noah.

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Noah: Wait are you flirting with me?
Richelle: Well I'm fucking trying to.

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Noah: Richelle completes me.
Amanda: Um, hello?
Noah: You're nice too, Amanda.
Amanda: I'm your girlfriend.
Noah: Ahh, but she's my soulmate.

(A/N the same goes for jacquie (? I don't remember her name lal and I seriously don't know what's going on between them)

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Noah: How can someone say Richelle is evil?? She's the most precious soft little soul.
Richelle: *wiping blood off her face* YEAH, I'M ADORABLE!

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Henry: The stars look so beautiful tonight.
Noah: They really do.
Noah: But do you know who's even more beautiful?
Henry: Awww, Noah-
Noah: Richelle.

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Noah: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest
Richelle: *with fingers crossed* is it your shirt, I hope it's your shirt please..

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Skylar: Would you say you're independent?
Noah: *Looks at Richelle*
Richelle: *Nods*
Noah: I'd say so, yes.

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Noah: I can take the whole world into my hands
Richelle: that's imp-
Noah: (cups Richelle's face in his hands)
Richelle, melting: I-I have a badass reputation to uphold -

*** BONUS ***

Noah: 3 words. 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours
Richelle: 3 words. 8 letters.
Noah: *blushing* OMG BABY!

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Michelle: Still short, I see.
Richelle: Still acting straight, I see.

(A/N go stepchelle GO!)

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Noah: Richelle, what's your last name?
Richelle: Um......? It hasn't changed since we met...
Noah: *getting down on one knee* Maybe it's time it does.

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Emily: Shoutout to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever.
Richelle: Congratulations to Riley.

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person: Nochelle is dead.
me: shut up and bring them flowers.
person: for the funeral of your ship?
me: it's for their wedding bitch.

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634 words
Peeps give this a chance I really enjoy writing these :D
Nice seeing you again feels great tbh
Thank you for 13k love you to the moon and back :3
I don't have anything on my drafts but don't worry this won't be the end of this book 😎 new plans comin' yo

Have a nice day dude-ios!!!