in principio

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in the beginning

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CHAPTER ONE

I sat in da pub smokin my fat joing lookin at them hot bebs getin sopooooo drunk dat eye cudnt see! DEM hott mamas were riding all upppp in my peenise so i gots uno of dem preggo LiKe the pasta sawce, when all of a suden I feel a shark in my vahina so eye got out of me car and sat on da toilet where a dark broopdin vampeyere open me front door n' walk in2 my hows and luk me up n donwn

"Ay bb i got dem gold deblooons" my thighs quivered as eye luked the broody edwardo colon side 2 sode biting me lip suckdicktovly I WANTED HIS COCK INSIDE ME, PRESSING INTO ALL MY VITAL INTERNAL ORGANS TILL THEY BURST, AND CUMMING SO FAR INSIDE OF ME THAT I WILL NEED AN ABORTION!!!!!!

"Ew nu, i dont d8 vampeyer  eye said and he froownd and pulld doown me panties dat were bloudy with my ded bbys bec/ I nut preggo like dem gals i fuked in me motercycle

"bloudy just hooow eye lik it!" Edwardo sayd wile he dubble tapped my heat and I cumbed hearts leyek on instagraym. he den stabbed me with his vameyer fanggggs till i cum agayeeen den i sat down on my boat and ordered a large pizza from da waitare who den,set the pizya at the fut of me bed and i yelld

"so rUdE!! I aM TrIGeReD yoU iNcOlenT PiECe of TrASh!!!"""" i then put on a tampon and walk out of da pub to jog with my mum who sat in my pizza.

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