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(This is based on an experience with a bully of mine)

Comeback to:

I'm allergic to you.


Go on ask the teacher to move then, and explain how against all human odds you have become the first human to be allergic to a human being, that for the past six months you have made it your mission to be near and get as close as possible to irritate. So tell me Allergic McBullyMcBullshitter how are you gonna explain that?

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