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shadowhunters text posts / incorrect quotes! none of them belong to me, i take them off of tumblr and other various sources
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by uniteration
Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Jace: Death penalty
Judge: You've only been charged with vandalism, you only have to do a bit of community service
Jace: (leans into mic) please murder me
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