Intro/ 3 Dayz Til' School

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Ayyeeee yo!!!! ITS ME MURP, WELCOME TO ME LIFE SONS OF BITCHES!! If you guys don't know me I am the main character. But welcome to the story which I explain my life and how it's going. (Private family related stuff will not be shared.) Welcome to the sequel to "YO LAY OF THE CUSS WORDS." LAST LIT FAM. YO! We da best! Welp this summer I have had the most un-loving summer. Some what of a soul-less summer, some what. And I also have Supersmashlover helping edit!

(SSL edits: Hi *Waves* and my job is to make this have better English and make jokes and be a sarcastic asshole)
(Murp/Author edits: Supersmashlover uh yah I did. Mr. W did tell me I was on top. So..... FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES !!! 😂🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😏😏🔫🔫🖕🏻🖕🏻. WRONG PLACING)

Although I did have fun! Since I had the top gradin in the "8th grade" I don't wanna brag , but one of my teachers at school did tell me that I was in honorable mention for the top student in that  class!!

(SSL edits: Screw this, you did not have the highest grade)
Murp/Author edits: Supersmashlover uh yah I did. Mr. W did tell me I was on top. So..... FUCK Y'ALL BITCHES !!! 😂🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😏😏🔫🔫🖕🏻🖕🏻)
So, I have been getting what I have been wanting. I got soooo many shoes, clothing, and etc. Most of them all I got BOOKS! Yes Supersmashlover I do love reading books during the summer! (SSL edits: U sure 'bout that, don't lie to the people!)

Had a party, read books, hanging out with my friends from out of school, and especially my crush 😋😍😉. He says that he doesn't like me , but he is checking me out every 5 minutes!!! WTF!!! Moving on I had a relaxing piano recital, binge watching some old tv shows that I haven't watched in like 3 years. ( Supersmashlover since you are editing this DONT MENTION TO WHAT I WAS WATCHING)(SSL: Wait you mean *Shuts up* Hehehe I know what shes talking about, hehehe.) Ok, continuing to what I was doing. I sketched countless of random stuff . Ex: random items in my house or other people's house and pics. Let's see texted to my friends along with family members too. Then lastly got shoes. (3 pairs) and school supplies. Ok I think I'm done w/ the summer pt.

3 Dayz Til' School / Telling you what I did 3 days ago

Ugh, I'm full of boredom at home. My mom was off for 3 days (which was 3 days going back to sun.-frid. Ago, meh. SSL Edits: Wut?) Updating my social statues for 8/20/17 let's take the road backwards shall we.
-had a long day
-I was the leader in Altar Serving. And my FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ONE OF THE ALTAR SERVES WHO IS YOUNGER THAN BOTH OF US !!! IM LIKE . "I AM THE LEADER, I HAVE SERVED WAY MORE YEARS THAN U 2 and YOU DESIDE TO TEACH THE LITTLE FELLOW MAN WHO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! I WILL TELL U WHAT TO DO AND NOT TO DO BITCH!!! OK, I LOVE HER AND THE LITTLE FELLOW MAN LIKE A LIL. SIS AND LIL. BRO. HONESTLY!!! THE OLDER ONES AND MORE EXPERIENCED SHOULD BE THE ONES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING YOU GUYS GOD DAMIT. (I am so so so so so sorry GOD 🙏. SSL edits: I'm not...) Ok that was yesterday (8/20/17) TOMORROW IS THE TOTAL Eclipse OMG!! DONT LOOK AT THE FUCKING SUN OR ELSE YOU WILL GET BLIND. MAKE SURE TO HAVE PROTECTING FOR YOUR EYES. (SSL edits: not realy, I'm editing this on that day and it's not that bad.)

8/19/17
-Woke up early morning to go all the way to a grocery store. I was having a great dream about my crush (crushing on the "crush" for like 3-4 years. SSL Edits: You don't seemed CRUSHED!! Sorry, I love puns...) and my whole entire 12 o'clock mass squad 🤘🏼🤘🏼 gang gang. (Travis action 😂 SSL edits: Aphmau fans where U at?). Moving on. Went grocery shopping then went to another store called "Seafood City." Ate some food and shopped for fish and anything related to "Asian things." (It is 10:37 pm and I am getting really tired so. It's Sunday still. Then it's monday When u read it.).

8/18/17
-went shopping at my fav Shopping store. (I will not say where I buy my clothes cuz I know some ppl are copying my style.) Bought 3 shirts, 1 pair of pants , and a dress. (SSL edits: she forgot what she did for that day. and /\ wut?)

IM DONE Supersmashlover CORRECT THIS *SHIT AMOT STUFF. (SSL edits: Only cuz I want to and cuz this is fun. See you in the next part BYEEEEE)

*Shit Amot Stuff- means shit. 😂

TO BE CONTINUED

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