Sanha: okay so I was researching how to get a hedgehog and I learned that hedgehogs are illegal in California
Sanha: isn't that crazy
you: sanha y r u researching on hedgehogs?
Sanha: I want one rlly bad
you: if u get one I hope it stabs u
Sanha: anyways California wildn if I lived there I would own one in secret
you: I wanna see u get arrested bc of a hedgehog that would b funny
Sanha: y r they even illegal what'd they do to California
you: boy idk got ask California
*Sanha added california to the chat*
you: sanha I-
Sanha: why r hedgehogs illegal there California?
California: girl what
California: I ain't the state tf
Sanha: wow so ur a catfish smh
you: sanha shut up California just trynna live their life
California: she right Sanha u wildn
Sanha: I just wanted to kno y hedgehogs r illegal
California: bOY THATS WHY THERES GOOGLE
Sanha: GOOGLE AINT NEVER ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
you: THATS A DAMN LIE BC GOOGLE THE REASON WE PASSED OUR MATH CLASS TRY AGAIN SANHA
Sanha: SHHHH U WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE
California: GIRLLLLL ME TOO TF
Sanha: wow California didn't kno u were also a cheater
Sanha: makes sense since ur a whole snake bc hedgehogs r illegal there
California: BOY FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT THE STATE MY PARENTS JUST DUMB AND COULDNT FIND A BETTER NAME FOR ME
you: California sweetie im so sorry that u have to sit through sanha running his ugly mouth
California: its okay (Y/N) sweetie <3
you: <3
Sanha: r u hitting on my gf
California: what if i am?
you: omg
*Sanha has kicked California from the chat*
you: SANHA I CANT BREATHE
Sanha: huh? why honey?
you: ur so extra
you: but i **** u
Sanha: sorry i dont understand * language
you: then learn it
you: be a multilingual king
Sanha: omg whatever
Sanha: I love u too though <3
you: <3
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pls don't attack me I know I'm the worst at updating but I just started school and all I'm sorry - Hillary <3
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Texting Sanha
Fanfiction. . . . you: SANHA IF YOU DONT GET BACK HERE WITH MY CHIPS IM GONNA FIGHT YOU Sanha: too bad, your chips are all gone )): how are you going to fight me if you can barely reach my knees you: watch out for your knee caps then
