Pet Peeves and Rants

Dear Ladys.

Ight so

This seemed to be requested and not to slap some damn since in you fucks and young women I respect

Let's whip right into this subject

Alright so honestly

1. Dear Girls With Self Confidence Issues

Listen to this big old knowledge or just say I'm lying and skip cause you one stubborn bitch.

Look at you

Yourself

In the mirror

You may say that you're ugly, you're fat, you're skinny etc.

The person in the mirror is beautiful

Every single part of you so bringing yourself down not only hurts you but hurts the people that care watching.

You aren't broken.

You are misunderstood and don't see how beautiful you are inside and out and you need to know that you are.

So please just listen to me and call yourself beautiful everyday in the mirror, say you "slay with your bad bitch ass Bestfriend " (Kylie taught me)

Therefore please stop the self hate to yourself cause your cute ugly or just fine asf :,)

( unlike my ugly ass)

2. Hate on other women

Fight me.
Please
FITE ME

You not only hurting another Women and y'all both bleeding and should go to each other and not to me to buy you the world you see if I wasn't a nic- lemme stop before Jade kills me.

But you really out here fighting your own kind

Yall faught for how long for Women rights let's not forget

Then

y'all acting like cats and dogs the next min

Tf is this bipolar shit

Get yourself together before I beat you like how I beat my mea-

But anyways

Seeing y'all fight is entertaining but

Shit hurts and turns out bad at the fucking end so just let us boys annoy the fuck out of u :) thanks.

3. What's my type?

Literally.
I
Have
No
Type

Get me a sexy ass. Don't even need no ass or tittes cause #zackmakingbitchesthick2k17

Race.? shittttttt you could be purple I'm still down

Personality is important to me tho as long as you can take a joke and not stuck up and is funny as hell I might have a thing for you and you will never know

Clothing.? Just don't dress outta line. NO OUTTA POKET SHIT

weave shall be snatched if you go out half naked.
Unless I'm with you but if it's something we going out and you wouldn't wear it unless we fucking or around my mother

Don't try it

Cause it's never to late to become a stripper.

Strip off them shits and change tf.

Fuck I look like a sugar daddy?

4.  Shit I'm down for?

Anything

Literally. All dem kinks. IM DOWN

unless I'm catching a law suit or a prison cell cause THIS WHAT WE NOT FINNA DO

5. Should I give y'all advice on how to approach boys

ILL THINK ABOUT IT

^ thanks

^ on that note I'm out