Hey Papi or Mami yes I'm hella bold today with no fucking regrets so let's continue
1. SPITTING.
👏🏽 DONT 👏🏽 TALK 👏🏽 TO 👏🏽 ME 👏🏽 IF 👏🏽 ALL👏🏽 YOUR 👏🏽 GOING 👏🏽 DO 👏🏽 IS 👏🏽 SPIT 👏🏽 IN 👏🏽 MY 👏🏽 FUCKING 👏🏽FACE👏🏽
Look here sweetie
Not only does ya breathe smell like school lunch
Not only do ya smell like you eat ass
You take the time out of my day to disgust me
BRO LEGIT
( story time)
Okay let's call this girl...... Cocunt (nasty shit)
So Cocunt decided to come to talk to me so I have her in my 3rd period (science) so remember I DONT TALK TO HER
so the teacher thought it would be a jolly idea to make poor Zack suffer and make us work on a group project
She not only had a lisp
( I have no problem with some are actually cute asf and turn me on cause I'm a wierd ass but legit but could even say water right she said UH WWHATERRRRR like so much but anyways)
She not only TOUCHED ME
MANY
MANY
MANY
TIMES
She would say hi and boom her hand is on my arm like BITCH
YA SMELL LIKE FI-
That's another topic oops
So she would let's say
Smell
So when we had to talk for the project
" STACK CAV CHEW DO PANT WOLF OFF TA PROONECF"
For the people who actually speak fluent English she meant to say
" Zack can you do part one of the project"
She spit about 10 times in my face for that whole sentence
She had braces also so imagine.
Then her spit hit my lip multiple times and my eye so I had to keep whipping my poor clear face
Then after the project was done I had this huge pimple on my chin and I BARLEY GET PIMPLES.
2. People who don't shower
Listen here thots and man hoes
If you going hoe IM FINE WITH IT IM HERE FOR IT BUT
even if u not a hoe and u being u
HERE FOR IT
but donut I MEAN DO NOT
Forget to take a nice ass bath or shower
here let me Zac teach u the rule of a correct shower in detail
The Rules Of The Shower
• 1. wash more than once with soup
Your shit needs to be soupy asf
Literally have the bubble bath SHOOK
Don't just go one wash
It's 3 or more darling
Plus if u smell the same way u smelt from when u got in GET BACK IN AND WASH AGAIN LIKE HOW THE HELL THAT WORK.
•2. Rinsing isn't going cut it
Okay don't just jump in the shower rinse and leave
I know that hot water and u singing helps u and all but the whole point is SOUP AND WATER
Not just water.
Also that washing the important places don't cut it idc how lazy u are
