How to be lazy 101

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When being lazy you should never use grammar exhibit (a) this chapter. You also should never do anything except for.... Eat junk food, Sleep through the day, medal on doing chores, never clean, never brush your teeth or take a shower, never brush your hair, never use deodorant, fart whenever especially in front of people, poop, pee, don't flush the toilet, wear pjs all day, wear the same clothing everyday for a week, wear the same underwear for a week, hold in your pee/poo because you don't want to get up, slide down the stairs on your butt instead of walking, Let your fish disintegrate in the fish tank cause you were too lazy to feed it so it died and you were too lazy to dispose  of it so it disintegrated, fake illnesses so you have to do less work, stay in your room on your electronics allll day , tell your friends when they ask to hang out with you that you will ask your mom but in reality you don't ask your mom and you say sorry I'm busy and then you play on electronics instead, Stuff all of your clothes under your bed or in your closet and pretend you cleaned, don't make your bed, don't wash your hands, Spel thinges rong, never do your homework, copy other people's homework, THE END!!!!