[MR. REYES]
Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine.[JEREMY]
Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her-
Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker![MR REYES]
Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself.[SQUIP]
Up, up, down, down, left, right, A[JEREMY]
I have to get out there![MR REYES]
I can't let you do that, Jeremy.[JEREMY]
Mr. Reyes?[MR REYES]
You needy, pathetic, self-centered students!
You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In NEW JERSEY?
My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway!
I just have to keep you from ruining my big night![JEREMY]
You're going to SQUIP the whole cast![SQUIP]
That's just for starters![JEREMY]
That's not what I wanted![SQUIP]
It's the only way to achieve what you want![JEREMY]
I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk![SQUIP]
And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever?[JEREMY]
You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off.[SQUIP]
I'd stop there. You don't want to end up like Rich.[JEREMY]
Rich..? What did he-?[RICH, echoed]
I need Mountain Dew Red![JEREMY]
That's it! Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off![SQUIP]
Why do you think we had it discontinued? To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's![JEREMY]
Or a friend who's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks in the back room at Spencer's gifts![SQUIP]
*gasp* Too bad you don't have one of those... anymore.[JEREMY]
Michael! Call Michael![SQUIP]
I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy, if I have to take over the entire student body to do it![MICHAEL]
Michael makes an entrance! (Haha)[JEREMY]
Michael![MICHAEL]
I was just in the audience, thinking "This is pretty good for a school play!"
Then I was like... "This is way too good for a school play!!!!" They've all been Squipped, right?[JEREMY]
W-W-Wait, you came to see me in the play?[MICHAEL]
Even brought my own refreshments![ENSEMBLE]
Ah ah ah ah ah ah![JEREMY]
Is that?![MICHAEL]
Mountain Dew Red! Told you I did my research! Oh, hey, Jake? This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red?[JAKE]
Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all.[SQUIP]
Up, up, down, down, left, right, A[JAKE]
Ow![SQUIP]
Ha ha ha[JAKE]
I was already pretty boss before
Now I'm totally boss and then some more!
I'm livin' the upgrade![CHLOE AND BROOKE]
There you are, Jeremy.La la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la la[BROOKE]
I just want you to know I'm not mad that you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend.[CHLOE]
And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and didn't sleep with me.[BROOKE]
He didn't sleep with you?[CHLOE]
No.[BROOKE]
He didn't sleep with me![CHLOE]
No![BOTH]
Ohmygod, why was I so jealous of you? *gasp* You were jealous of me? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx![MICHAEL]
Ugh...[JEREMY]
Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left![MICHAEL]
How am I supposed to get past them?[JEREMY]
Apocalypse of the Damned! Level Nine![BOTH]
The Cafetorium![MICHAEL]
Got it![BOTH]
Find the bad guy, push 'em aside
Then move on forward with your friend at your side!
It's a two player game, so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back!
Then you stay on track and- Ah!- remain on course
And if they give you a smack you- Gah!- you use your force
And if you leave your brother behind that's lame
'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game!
Hey![JENNA ROLAND]
I know what you're doing, Michael.
I know what everyone's doing! All the time![THE CAST OF THE PLAY]
I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now![SQUIP]
Ah! You don't want to drink that, Jeremy![JEREMY]
Why not?[SQUIP]
Because then you'll never be with her![CHRISTINE]
You are the person I want to be with every day
And this is something that I've been afraid to say[JEREMY]
That is not Christine.[SQUIP]
I assure you, it is! Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed![CHRISTINE + ENSEMBLE]
You're the guy I am so kinda into (into)
The guy I am totally into (into)
This feeling is new
Jeremy
I love you[SQUIP]
That's your cue![JEREMY]
She'll do whatever I want![SQUIP]
That's what I promised![JEREMY]
Great. Drink this.[SQUIP]
Wait-[CHRISTINE]
Ah![ALL]
Ah![SQUIP]
Jeremy!
J-Je-Jeremy?
Jere-re
Ah
Woah
Ah
Woah
Ah
Woah
Woah!
Jeremy!
Jere-
Ah!